Ouma: hey, look! It's a rollercoaster in the middle of nowhere! How convenient!
Hat: *looks at rollercoaster* why is there a rollercoaster?
Miu: shut the duck up! Neither of your characters add anything to the story!
Ouma: Well actually, in the game, I-
Hat: the game does not have anything to do with this, and you were a big meanie pants even then.
Miu: meanie pants?
Hat: I can't swear, ok? No word can be used in place of the word I meant to use more than meanie pants.
Miu: what a complicated sentence.
Ouma: okay, lets ride the rollercoaster!
Miu: why?
Ouma: because it's fun!
Hat: yes, lets go.
After the rollercoaster
Hat: wow what an interesting ride.
Miu: okay, can we go now?
Ouma: awwww, but we gotta get some cotton candyyyyy.
Hat: and there are more plot-convenient rides!
Ouma and Hat: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE
Miu: sigh... fine.. but you two duckballs better be back before it's dark out!
Ouma and Hat: yaaaaaaaay!
Ouma and Hat later got lost and had to have Miu find them.
YOU ARE READING
Miu can't swear
FanfictionMiu , our holy grape boi, and a talking hat go on an adventure to help Miu regain her swearing ability. WARNING: ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. also based off of Ouma the explorer by Soudalicious Okie bai *cover is mine and only mine haha made it meself *
