Miu: GODDANGIT KOKICHI WHERE DID YOU PUT MY DUCKIN' SODA!??!?!
Ouma: Well, I don't have your soda, but Souda has turned up. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Miu: IM BEING SERIOUS HERE, YA LITTLE SH*T! WHERE. IS. MA SODA.
Ouma: I'm being serious as well. Souda has shown up.
Hat: would you both just *yawn* shut the duck up? OH MY GOD THERE IS SOUDA
ANGERY MIU: GIVE ME MY GODDANG MOTHERDUCKIN SODA BACK
Souda: hi
Miu: oh snap there is Souda
Souda: i have lost my way. Would you kindly point me in the direction of the swearing plant?
Hat: the swearing plant? That's what we're looking for!
Ouma: but you never said-
Hat: THATS WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
Souda: oh cool! Lets team up!
Miu: *whispering* ok, Ouma, we're gonna' leave him on the side of that road there, understand?
Ouma: *nods*
Souda has joined your party!
Doot doo doo doooooooooooooooooooooooot
YOU ARE READING
Miu can't swear
FanfictionMiu , our holy grape boi, and a talking hat go on an adventure to help Miu regain her swearing ability. WARNING: ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. also based off of Ouma the explorer by Soudalicious Okie bai *cover is mine and only mine haha made it meself *
