Hat: :o
Ouma: :0
Miu: :O
EXCITED MIU: WE DID IT! WE FOUND THE SWEAR PLANT!
Here's how that happened.
—four hours earlier—
Miu: wait, so where's Souda?
Hat: I used my mYStiCaL AbILiTIeS to be in two places at once. Also, I've figured out where the swear plant is.
Ouma: wait, you have magical powers?! How come we didn't know about this?!
I don't care about this anymore so
FLASHBACK ENDED
Miu: so, uh, am I supposed to eat it, or...
Hat: nope, you gotta crush it up and snort it LIKE A MAN.
Miu: done.
So now Miu has snorted the flower. :D
Miu: I.... I can feel it.... this power.... it's coursing through my veins....
Everyone: :O
Miu: FUC-
—TO BE CONTINUED—
YOU ARE READING
Miu can't swear
FanfictionMiu , our holy grape boi, and a talking hat go on an adventure to help Miu regain her swearing ability. WARNING: ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. also based off of Ouma the explorer by Soudalicious Okie bai *cover is mine and only mine haha made it meself *
