Miu: hey dudes I feel funny..... probably that weird fruit I ate. Lets get-
Hat: I KNEW EATING THAT WOULD HAVE OTHER SIDE EFFECTS I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
Ouma: you're such a know it all, mr hat. Hey, Miu, did you know that scientists just discovered this new fruit that gives you superpowers-
Miu: of course I do, we just had a whole chapter on that. And I can fly now.
Ouma: really!?
Miu: yup. And I can scream really loud. And I can swim!
Hat: you didn't know how to swim? I knew that before I was even out of small hat school, and we didn't learn that much.
Ouma: weeeeeellllllll, what else can you do?
Miu: I dunno. Oh, I just realized that I can be a merchandise advertiser!
Buy your Miu Iruma body pillow today! Only $3.99-
Hat: why.
Ouma: CAUSE ITS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANNA SEE. AND WHAT I WANNA SEE.
(authors ship intensifies)
Ouma: bhjhjghgjfhhvmghmmghjnbggbnvhftyjgfhnghvfhythghvgfghhyhvjhyjgjhjhg
YOU ARE READING
Miu can't swear
ФанфикMiu , our holy grape boi, and a talking hat go on an adventure to help Miu regain her swearing ability. WARNING: ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. also based off of Ouma the explorer by Soudalicious Okie bai *cover is mine and only mine haha made it meself *
