My Stepbrother - Zarry

Troublemakers - 30

Harry's P.O.V

"I love you, you love me."

I opened my eyes to the lights blaring into my soul. I looked over to the floor beside my bed, which was also the source of the weird sloppy singing.

Niall and Zayn lay on the floor, hand in hand, staring at the ceiling as if it was playing a movie for them.

"We are a happy family, with a great big hug-" Zayn sang, turning over to passionately hug Niall.

"And a kiss from me to-"

I did the first thing that came into my mind, and threw myself into the space between their faces, unintentionally landing on Niall's face.

I put my hand over Zayn's face, who was currently sticking out his lips in the hopes of kissing my best friend.

He had his eyes closed, and as much as I admired the sight, I slapped Zayn.

Not hard though.

Not too hard.

"K.O." Zayn whispered, as he played dead.

Meanwhile, Niall continued to scream in the background.

"Oh." I whispered, as I realised I was still laying on Niall's face.

Niall cupped his hands around his nose, still screaming.

Their current states made it obvious that they had been drinking.

"Weren't you supposed to be going to a gang dinner type thing?" I questioned Zayn.

Zayn suddenly rose up from the floor, looking up to the ceiling and raising his arms above his head.

"Oh mighty stars, give me my true power." He yelled.

Niall followed him, mirroring Zayn's actions.

"Oh tiny white dots I can't see in the day, give me my energy juice." Niall screamed.

Both of them groaned, pretending to get a power refill.

After they got their so called energy juice, both of them started to glare at me, and to be honest, I was low-key terrified.

"Thou shall pay for thy crimes." Niall exclaimed, pointing at me.

"Keep thy eyes on him, Captain." Zayn said, as he circled around me.

"Thou shall not be disappointed, Thor." Niall saluted Zayn.

I looked between them. Were they trying to be the Avengers, but in the fifteenth century?

"Thou shall die for thy sins." Zayn said, before launching himself at me.

I tried to shield myself, prepared to be sent flying across the room.

"Pow!" Zayn whisper-shouted.

I was surprised when his fist barely touched my face, but at the same time, I was relieved.

Thankfully, this was going to be a play fight.

"Zap!" Niall pretended to blast me into another dimension.

When I didn't fall back like he expected, he actually punched me.

I groaned, falling back into the wall.

Niall and Zayn circled me, with their fists raised into the air.

An idea popped into my mind as I formed guns with my hands.

"Bam! Bam!" I play-shooted.

Both of them immediately fell to the ground.

"Knockout." Niall said, in his James Bond voice.

I rolled my eyes, getting into bed. "Just fucking go to sleep."

Not even a second later, both of them started jumping on the bed, making me bounce up and down as well.

"Oh for fuck's sake." I mumbled.

Suddenly, Niall took out his phone from his pocket, and threw it across the room, it then hitting the wall.

"What the fuck was that?!" I yelled, getting up to check his iPhone 11 pro, which probably cost more than my kidneys.

"Don't worry bro, I put it in airplane mode." Niall assured me.

I rubbed the bridge of my nose, wondering what I had done to be tortured like this.

Not to mention, my cat, Snow, was having some serious panic attacks because of these two idiots.

Zayn ran over to the balcony door, sliding it open, carrying Snow and putting her over his head.

"Go Pikachu!" Zayn exclaimed, preparing to launch the cat into the sky.

"No, no, no!" I ran. "No Pikachu!" I grabbed Snow from his hold, holding my pet as tightly as possible.

"But I want Pikachu.." Zayn said sorrowfully.

"Um.. I'm sure you could find a Pokemon with that spirit, but this is a cat. Cat's are not Pokemons, nor do they have supernatural flying powers, which is why you're not supposed to shoot them into the sky." I instructed Zayn, hoping that he'd listen to me for once.

"Okay." Zayn smiled.

I breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, some success.

"Niall, let's go find a Pokemon!" Zayn ran out of the room, Niall following closely behind as they stormed down the stairs while singing, "gotta catch 'em all!"

I huffed, giving up and deciding to just go to sleep.

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Very late update, I know. But I didn't know what to write and was actually thinking of deleting this book, but then I came up with this shit of a chapter :)