(Small A/N:) I'm back after 10k years! I'm deeply sorry about the long wait, my tablet broke, but now imma try to publish as many chapters as I can ;v;! Enjoy!)
——————Haha, what's a shower? Beej literally never has heard of one.
Once he finds out what it is he gets triggered.
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"Please, Beej, for the love of Satan.. take a damn shower!!" You growl, watching your boyfriend hang from the ceiling fan."NO! They're overrated!" Beej hisses.
"I'm going to have people over, and I don't need you smelling like garbage!" You retorted, watching his face scrunch up.
"It's never bothered you before!" He glared.
You both sat in silence for a bit.
"JUST GET IN THE DAMN SHOWER!" You growled, standing on top of your couch trying to drag your crazy boyfriend off the ceiling fan.
"NOOOOO!" He screeched, trying to bite your hands.
"Fine then, I guess I'll just take one by myself" You turned around, smirking unknowingly to Beetlejuice.
"What do you mean, babes?" He followed you to the bathroom door.
Then he saw you begin to strip..
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Let's just say he was a clean boi after that.
It's very hard to get him to take a shower, since he believes 'since I'm dead I don't need to.
But believe me, the hassle is worth it.
Just may take some *cough* convincing *cough*...
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BeetleJuice Boyfriend Scenarios
FanfictionI made this because I was bored and I really was upset to see no one has done these... (I know Beetlejuice's name is spelled 'Betelguese' but I feel more comfortable with Beetlejuice so Imma stick with that)