The whole being dead thing part 2

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by XXXFlamestormXXX

by XXXFlamestormXXX

BETELGEUSE (spoken):
Ready? Okay!

(Sung):
Hi! I'll be your guide. I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side. Don't go to the Netherworld.

ADAM:
Netherworld?

BETELGEUSE:
Did I say Netherworld? Never mind. I'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-Q and Jesus I can't spell.

MINIONS:
Hi! He'll be your guide. He'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side.

BETELGEUSE:
Let's all get naked!

ADAM AND BARBARA:
No!

BETELGEUSE:
Eh, worth the try. I'm the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E te the J-U-I-C-E. Yeah!

BARBARA (spoken):
What is happening?

BETELGEUSE (spoken):
I understand it's a lot to process,

(Sung):
But, the good news is you and your spouse died in your own house. That gives you clout, that means the two of you should stick around.
Lucky for you I dropped by, yeah you seem like nice guys. A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side. As for me, I've been scaring for millennia. I'm the bio-exorcist, giving houses enemas. Flush out all the breathers, you can breathe easier. Stick with me, I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus.

MINIONS:
Ghost-zombie Jesus!

BETELGEUSE:
And I do it for the love of it. Money? Yeah who gives a shit. I think we're a perfect fit. Come on let's make out a bit.

MINIONS:
Yeah!
Dead!

BETELGEUSE:
It's the perfect day to die 'cause this guy happend to be passing by. To give you control of your soul! Through the whole being dead thing!

MINIONS AND BETELGEUSE:
The whole being dead thing!

BETELGEUSE:
Oh yeah!