Beetlejuice: The musical lyrics

Good old-fassioned wedding (Non-album track)

BETELGEUSE (spoken):
...Matrimony

CHARLES: (spoken):
You're insane, she's not marrying you!

*BARBARA SCREAMS*

ADAM (spoken):
Someone do something!

BETELGEUSE:
Hey, it's great that you ate up my plan. Now the pooch has been screwed, and shit's hit the fan! You wanted me gone-

LYDIA (spoken):
I had no choice!

BETELGEUSE:
You wanted your mom-

LYDIA (spoken):
It's my fault she's dying!

BETELGEUSE:
You messed with the wrong book now look what you've done!

*BARBARA SCREAMS*

LYDIA (spoken):
Okay, I'll do it! I'll marry you.

BETELGEUSE (spoken):
Yes!

ADAM (spoken):
Barbara!

BETELGEUSE:
There's gonna be a good old-fashioned wedding like they used to do in Yemen, where the bride is young but still above the legal age of seven. When I finally say "I do", I'll be alive and born anew, and I'll be boring just like you. Ow boy I'm on my way!

(Spoken):
See ya suckers, you're going to the Netherworld!