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harry: 20 years from now i guarantee you i will be uma's second husband
uma: what happened to my first husband?
harry: nothing you can prove
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jerry: 20 years from now i guarantee you i will be diana's second husband
diana: what happened to my first husband?
jerry: nothing you can prove
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isadora: 20 years from now i guarantee you i will be klaus' second wife
klaus: what happened to my first wife?
isadora: nothing you can prove
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my derry ones aren't funny anymore because [spoiler alert] diana fricken kissed jerry

Abby is out (drops fork on my toe)

yes, that actually happened

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