Me: stupid Haruhi getting sick I need her for this chapter dam it! *thinks* hang on! *clicks fingers and two people appear behind desks*Jackie: what the?
Ara: OMG WHAT THE FU....Me: welcome!!
Jackie:Author-chan um hi?
Ara: * internally screaming *Me: welcome to the chapter where all the magic happens!
Jackie: but why are we here?
Ara: don't question it!Me: cause I needed help on the LOVE LANGUAGE GAME!!! That's right today is a romance chapter and I needed slave I mean guests *smiles*
Jackie: *shrugs* ok sure.
Ara: I'm so excited!Me: guys meet jacksaphire! And cantstopsparkling also known as Jackie and Ara! Earlier today I asked them questions to help me find out what their love language was and that will be shown at the end of the episode!
Me: for those who don't know it is said that every human feels love in one of five ways, physical affection, acts of service, receiving gifts, quality time or words of affirmation so I pared a bunch of your favourite hosts to a love language!
Five rectangles appear each a different colour with a different host.
Me: and since Haruhi is sick and Tamaki is cleaning out his corner from the last game I had exactly five hosts left!
Kyoya: *from behind a rectangle* Ella when I get out so help me!!!Me: *mutes the box* ok let's get started! As always feel free to play alone if you wish, ok girls say hi to everyone!
Ara: HIII!!!
Jackie: hi?Me: now first question for both of you: is it more meaningful to you when someone A: tells you they love you or B: shows you they love you.
Ara: shows, I'm a big fan of hugs so yah I'm a go with that.
Jackie: both.. I love hugs and all but being told every now and then is nice two.
Ara: Wait that was an option!?Me: moving on! Next question: would you rather A: do something fun with your partner or B: them help you by doing something for you?
Ara: uhhhh I think do something with them? That's better to me!
Jackie: both.
Ara: again!?Me: *laughing* easy Ara anyway next question: what is your ideal day with your partner?
Ara: doing something fun with them! I need a little fun in my life keeps me going!
Jackie: cuddling as we just talk, that sounds good to me.Me: *smiles* cool!! Now to introduce your dates!! Before tho who do you hope you get?
Jackie: either honey or Kaoru, their my favs.
Ara: I'll be happy no mater what I love them all!!Me: ok now I'll bring the hosts out and tell their love language before telling you yours k?
Ara and Jackie: *nod*Me: ok first is Kyoya! *kyoya walks out of a box* Kyoya represents physical affection, you feel the most love AND show love my giving hugs and kisses or just trying to pin a girl to a bed and kiss her *glares*
Kyoya: *shrugs*Me: ok next is Hikaru! *hikaru walks out* He represents quality time! You feel the most loved and show love by spending time with people and interacting with them!
Hikaru: and you said I was the evil twin.
Me: *glares*Me: next is honey *honey skips out* honey represents giving gifts! You feel most loved when you are receiving or giving gifts to your other.
Honey: *cheers* who wants cake!?
Me: like that!Me: Mori *mori walks out* represents acts of service you feel loved when your partner helps you or does things for you!
Me: and finally is *kaoru walks out* Kaoru represents words of affirmation, you feel loved when you are being verbally told you are loved and cared for!
Kaoru: aww that's so nice tho!Me: so girls ready to find out?
Ara: hell yah!
Jackie: yep!Me: Ara your love language is quality time *points to hikaru* you feel the most loved and connected to a person when they are there with you and for you, your happy just being in their presence and spending time together.
Ara: awesome!
Hikaru: guess I have to take you somewhere then come on! *pulls her off*Me: bye, anyway and Jackie your love language is *points at Kaoru* words of affirmation, you feel most loved and cared for when someone tells you they do, even if it's just a nice complement or something sweet whispered in your ear, you feel and give love verbally.
Kaoru: *smiles* wanna hang out?
Jackie: *nods*Me: that's all folks!!
Me and Honey: BYE!

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The Sister host (Ohshc reader insert)
RomanceYour thrown into the drama filled life or Oran high school, will you survive the host club with your sister Haruhi? And will you find love? (All characters belong to the creators of OHSHC)