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Wishmasters

Season 6, episode 7.

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I'm a fan of Pirates of the Caribbean don't mind me.

"I wish I could tell you the mission is gonna be simple. It's not." Dareth said, as he, Y/n, Cole, Nya and Lloyd are in the brown ninja's studio.

"Uh, yeah, it is. In case no one told you, we got what we need to stop on the island. After we go up there to save Jay, we take care of business. Simple." Cole simply replied, folding his arms.

"And when you fly your fancy Elemental Dragons up there, just how long do you think the four of you are gonna last against an entire crew of sky pirates?"

"Then we get all the help we need and hit them with brute force. The Commissioner said we'd have his department at our disposal." Nya answered.

"You have my department at your disposal. Just say the word." The Commissioner said, walking around the corner.

"Then the word is "Goodbye." As in, we say goodbye to Jay when they see us all coming. No, this mission is not simple, but it's not impossible. Not without the help of a little magic. Movie magic. Kevin, Dan, the floor is yours." Dareth said, getting out of the way for the two.

"Who are they? Retrieval experts?" Lloyd asked.

"Better. Screenwriters." Dareth replied.

"Dareth this is not a fricking movi-" Y/n got cut off by 'Kevin'.

"So we got the message in the bottle from Jay that reads "Don't worry about me, worry about stopping Nadakhan.""

"That's nice and straightforward, but very unhelpful. What's more interesting is the message behind the message." Dan added.

"Uh, you've lost me."

"Yeah, me too."

"Well, he wrote the message on the blueprints of one of their vehicles, a Raid Zeppelin." Kevin continued.

"So we suggest we use a little movie magic to recreate one of their ships so you can blend into their fleet." Dan added.

"Then, after our costumer disguises you as Sky Pirates and an acting coach teaches you their dialect to pass undetected—"

"Arr, ye matey. We be becoming pirates." Lloyd spoke in a bad accent.

"Okay, um, thinking on the fly. The green one can't do dialects." Kevin muttered.

"The mute Sky Pirate." Dan pointed at Lloyd.

"Yeah, that's it. Next, after we get you close enough..."

"Cole, the ghost Ninja, sneaks aboard the Misfortune's Keep, to poison Nadakhan with the tiger widow venom and trap."

"Wait a minute, I thought the venom could only slow him down. How do we trap him?" Nya asked, interrupting the two.

"Uh, okay, uh, just spit-balling here. Maybe it's an incantation. Something ancient."

"With a lot of hard consonants."

"Yeah. Like, uh..." Kevin speaks gibberish.

"Great idea. Then, when Nadakhan gets trapped in the Djinn Blade, their friends are finally freed."

"Great idea."

"Terrific, this is the plan? You're sending them up there without any real idea of what they may find or what they are up against, and your only answer is movie magic?" Ronin asked, raising an eyebrow.