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Iron & Stone

Season 9, episode 2.

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The Ninja, Kai, Jay, Zane and Y/n, are pushed to the ground, as they're surrounded by dragon hunters.

"His throne. I already hate him." Kai scowled, annoyed.

Iron Baron walks over to them, patting Zane on his head, "They don't look as I imagined." The Hunters laugh at his remark, "Where did you find them?"

"To the south. They were building a fortification." Heavy Metal replied, pushing people out of the way to get closer to the baron.

"That's pretty generous. Heh. More like a rickety shack. But after losing everything, who am I to complain?" Jay asked, smiling and chuckling.

"Did I say you could speak?" Heavy Metal questioned, pushing Jay back to the ground.

"We took them by surprise. There may be more." Daddy No Legs said.

"Is this true? Are there more of your kind?" Iron Baron asked, making the captured Ninja frown.

"Our kind?" Kai slowly asked.

"No." Zane quickly cut in, "We're alone."

"Then tell us, who do these diapers belong to?" A woman with a mohawk -- what? -- asked.

"Oh! Those are Jay's." Y/n said, smiling innocently.

"Yeah, tell 'em, Jay." Kai nodded, nudging the blue Ninja.

"Oh. I have a weak bladder." Jay smiled, as the Hunters laugh at him.

"See how they lie? See their treachery? They cannot help it. It's in their nature." Iron Baron stated, glaring at the four Ninja who were still pinned to the ground.

"Do not reveal anything." Zane whispered to his team mates.

"But there is one whom you cannot deceive." Iron Baron continued.

"Okay, now, take it easy there, Captain. Let's not do anything—" Kai tried to stop the Dragon Hunter's leader from talking

"Throw the Oni into the pit!" He exclaimed. Daddy No Legs picks up Jay, giving the others no other choice than to follow.

"Slab knows! Slab knows! Slab knows! Slab knows! Slab knows! Slab knows! Slab knows! Slab knows! Slab knows! Slab knows!" The Hunters cheered.

Kai's eyes widened, "Oni? You're making a mistake!"

"We are not Oni!" Zane resisted.

"Apparently, we are now." Y/n said, shrugging.

"Okie dokie. Off we go." Jay chuckled, as Daddy No Legs leads them outside.

They were being brought to the 'pit', earning glares from Dragon Hunters who were working around there.

"They think we're Oni." Kai whispered to the others.

"Captain Obvious joined the gang." The Purple Ninja pointed out, making her brother snicker.

"I know," Jay replied to Kai's statement, "how funny. And here we thought they were Oni." They see a forced to provide to blacksmiths.

"Their entire culture appears to be built around the hunting of and exploiting their Elemental Powers." Zane explained, as the four looked at the dragons, curiously.

"Then it's a good thing we kept our identities secret." Kai added.

A guy with a slot machine in his chest made Zane look at him, "Ah! Welcome to the Dead's End! May I have your parts when you expire?" The guy, called Arkade, asked. Zane's eyes widen before he was pulled along by the chains he was tied to.