First of all, I would like to thank a gachatuber for this title, I actually forgot his/her channel name, but yeah..............(thanks! Sorry if I forgot her/his channel name though...)
It's kinda inspired though- the story, I mean.
Gtg now, sorry for interrupting!
Russia-26
Germany-26(but Russia is 2 months older than Germany)
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Russia and Germany were partners in a company they were both working in. Actually, they were assigned to be partners, because let's just say their friendship wasn't the best. Germany was mad at Russia because of how Russia's father, Soviet, made Germany's father, Third Reich, lose the war- painfully. He had died a painful and depressing death, and that made Germany's heart break, making him want to get revenge.
And here they are now, fighting.
"SHUT UP! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M IN A HIGHER RANK!" Germany screamed at Russia.
"EXCUSE ME? YOU? IN A HIGHER RANK?! СУКА, WE'RE LITERALLY PARTNERS! YOU CAN'T BE IN A HIGHER RANK WITHOUT ME BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING PARTNERS!" Russia screamed back.
"OH? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT THEN?!"
"UN!"
"AS IF SHE SAID THAT!"
"TALK TO HER YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!"
This happens almost every day. This lasted for about 2 years now- that long.
People were now surrounding the two, others passing by, others shouting "QUIET DOWN, WILL YA?! WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE!", or some just recording the fight. Or watching the two. No one even bothering to stop them.
Japan and America were one of them- they were partners too, just like Germany and Russia, but they are quite the best of friends.
"Ugh, will they ever stop fighting?!" One employee exclaimed.
"Someone get Ms. UN!" Another one exclaimed.
"This is so annoying." Another one said.
"My gosh, so childish."
"Wow, so this is what you call 'being mature.' "
Russia and Germany kept receiving glares and comments from other employees, but it seemed like they didn't care.
"Japan, what should we do?! We can't leave the two tsunderes like this!"
America whisper-shouted.
"I don't know! Just let me think!" The female neko whisper-shouted back.
You see, my dear readers, Japan is one of the most smartest employees in that company. UN, their boss, always trusted Japan when it comes to hard reports- and surprisingly praised her for that. America, on the other hand, wasn't smart but is very creative, so UN always trusted America when it comes to events. So that's probably the reason why they were chosen to become partners.
Suddenly Japan had an idea.
"Aha! Amerika-kun, I know what to do!" Japan exclaimed, eyes widening.
She told her plan to America and he started giggling.
"Ooh! That's gay- just the way I love it! You better make a yaoi out of this, Japan." He told her.
"Oh yes I will, Amerika-kun! RusGer shall now become my OTP!" Japan replied.
"One true pair!" America and Japan said in unison as they squealed.
"Ugh! You are just the WORST partner ever! I should've asked for a partner change!" Germany shouted at Russia as the fight was almost ending.
"Well do it then! I don't care! I'd rather work with that stupid capitalist pig than work with you!" Russia replied. America gasped. Luckily, he was now behind Russia to put Japan's plan into action. He pushed Russia as hard as he could with all his strength, as Russia was really tall and heavy. Surprisingly, Russia fell and ended up on top of Germany.
"What the-"
"Ha! That's what you get for calling me a capitalist pig, you dumbass!" America interrupted Russia before Russia could even finish his sentence. Then America laughed and stuck out his tongue at Russia as he high-fived Japan. Then everyone who was gathered around Russia and Germany except America, Germany, Japan and Russia squealed and took pictures.
"Ame and Japan, you two are the best!" An employee said as she took a picture of the new-found OTP.
"Now this is one way to stop a fight!" Another employee exclaimed.
America and Japan were still standing there, smirking.
Well Germany and Russia didn't seem.......surprisingly mad. They just looked into each other's eyes and blushed madly, with Russia on top.
Then Russia did something that he would never do. He knew he would regret it.
The crowd gasped as Russia..............
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Hey! Storytime is over! Get to sleep!
This one is inspired by a few events that happened to me- my enemy for 5 years is now mah best friend! (Note: the whole falling down thing didn't actually happen, I was just talking about the being friends part- oh shit I spoiled)
You know, from
Classmates-Enemies-Best Friends!
Yeah, speaking of that.....
I might make another book with that title, except it's like this:
"From Classmates-Enemies-Best Friends-Lovers?"
Yeah, but the problem is, I can't decide which ship. And probably if it has to be Countryhumans.
SKSKSKSK-
And Nightmare925pl here ya go! You deserve to feel a little bit of RusGer! But I'm making another RusGer oneshot, except it's straight.
Anyway.....
Translations:
•Сука- Bitch(Hey if any of you guys are Russians please don't murder me if this is wrong)
Languages used:
•Russian
Total word count:876 words
