Welp, expect this to be a oneshot, but this only tells you what's basically going on in the CH house. Don't worry, I'll make another one of this soon, except it really is a oneshot. Btw, thanks to mah sis again, Nightmare925pl for this inspiration, but I'm only doing this once. Anywitz......
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Well, you could be wondering, what does me, my sis and the countryhumans do on our free time? Welp, welcome to the magical world of probably cringe.
I'm just fangirling here, alone in my room, with the aircon on.
My sis is just reading more RusGer fanfic- (and looking at drawings of them-)
Germany is overworking again, no matter how many times Star(aka Nightmare925pl), me and Russia keeps telling him to stop overworking and just go with his recent schedule.
Russia is getting wasted on New Year's Eve. Like, bro, what the fuck?
Philippines is on the balcony with Vietnam, watching some fireworks while holding hands. Plus, she's leaning on Vietnam's shoulder. Aww! I wonder if they're going to kiss after the countdown.
Japan is reading her yaoi right now, grabbing her forty-sixth tissue because she's nosebleeding for the sixth time today.
China is teaching UK how to make tea.
America is breaking the rest of Russia's vodka. Without Russia knowing. (Poor Russia, his vodka siblings are dying)
Australia is showing Belarus some of his spiders.
Malaysia and Indonesia are dramatically fighting over an onion. With real tears. (Malay: That's not the Soviet Union! That's the Soviet Onion! *wipes tears*
Indo: It's not the Soviet Onion, it's just an onion! *ugly cries*-)
Canada is basically buying more maple syrup- wait a minute, who the flip let Canada out of his room?!
Ukraine is making more flower crowns with Poland.
Kazakhstan is trying to master his flying.
South Korea is teaching North Korea how to listen K-pop for four hours straight- wait what?
Thailand and Myanmar are watching a movie. A horror movie. And yet none of them are still scared. (Horror movies aren't scaring me nowadays, no matter how scary.)
France is kissing a baguette. And I thought I already locked all of her baguettes up.
New Zealand is watching Kazakhstan fly(you know, because New Zealand is the Land of the Clouds?)
Belgium(yesh dish boi needs luv) is eating chocolates. Too much of them.
India is practicing belly dancing.
Turkey is eating turkeys- wait wha-(don't worry this is a joke)
Pakistan is visiting the black market again. Oof-
Denmark, Sweden and Norway are just talking in a bar whilst gatting wasted. (Help. Who's gonna take them home now?!)
Estonia and Finland are walking together in the park at night, holding hands. (Awwww!)
Honduras and El Salvador are at each other's throats again with literal knives.
Mexico and Chile are singing together.
Iceland and Greenland are dancing together.
Overall, everyone is okAAAAAYYYYYY- *gets hit by an onion*
Malaysia..! Indonesia.! Get the flip back here!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
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And there you have it! I wanted to add as many countries as I could, but yeah..........I swear most of these are jokes, so I'm really sorry if I offended you!
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