America I am very disappointed in you, but I'll still celebrate your independency with you since you're like, one of the first few countryhumans I knew.
I literally forgot about 4th of July. Too bad this year's too fucked up for everyone else to have a great time.... ;w;
But oh well, to my fellow American readers, happy 4th of July!
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"Amerika?"
America was on his roof, waving a firecracker up high pridefully one evening.
"Hi Russia!" He waves at the group below him.
"You stupid dumbass, what are you doing up there?! You could fall!" Russia shouts.
"Eh, who cares? I've already fallen for you!"
"Nice try, but Sunshine can still make better quotes than you."
"America, you fatass motherfucker, get down here!" Chrish shouts as America stuck his tongue out playfully.
"Nope!"
"Forget it, he's stubborn and will always be." Star rolls her eyes.
"Russia, please catch him when he falls." Chrish says, still looking at America who was still waving a firecracker.
"No. You can't just rely on me most of the time!" Russia replies. "Can't you use your powers or anything like that to catch him instead?"
"Ame, if you come down here, we'll give you all the coke you want!" Japan shouted, hands beside her lips.
"Really?"
"Yeah, we could even get drunk tonight; it is the Fourth of July after all!" Japan added, and America's eyes widened in delight.
"Alright!" He throws away the firecracker. "Rus, catch!" He says as he throws himself off the roof which caused Russia to quickly run over and catch him.
"Nice catch. Thanks." America winks as he gets off of Russia's arms, Russia rolling his eyes.
"Okay, let's go-" Chrish was interrupted as they smelt something burning.
The group looks back to see that a fire has formed because of America throwing the firecracker on a bush.
"SHIT ANOTHER FIRE RUNNN!" America screamed as everyone else ran, leaving Star there.
"Seriously?!" Star exclaimed as she used her magic to put out the fire.
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Welp, happy 4th of July!
