stupid hermitcraft short stories

instructions

Yeah I need to lay some rules here.

1: shipping rules.

Friendshipping: an idea of strong friendship not seen as anything intimate or romantic. F.r.i.e.n.d.s that's how you f***ing spell friends. (I thank Marshmallo) (yeah I made this word up)

I will not accept proper shipping ideas. Just friendly interactions and friends being kind friends.

2: story type requests

Acceptable:
Gore
Angst
Fluff
Character death

Non acceptable:
NSFW
Pure ship

3: rules of angst/gore.
3.1: angst

If it's angst it ends happy. No permanent death. No suicide. Just angst and hinted depression. Not even Hanahaki can permakill someone.

3.2: gore

No. Guts. Just blood. Gashes, wounds and heavy injuries I will do but no further body horror unless I allow ya.

4: rules of death

4.1: respawn time
When a hermit is killed, I will determine, based on their deaths injuries and how long it would take to heal if they didn't die, their respawn time. The longer it would take to heal, the longer the respawn takes. It never takes over 2 months. Eg: if Scar was stabbed 37 times in the gut, he'd take about 3 weeks to respawn (butitwouldtake10timeslongerforeveryonetomentallyheal).

4.2: corpses
Their death length determines how long a carcass is present. It never remains past 4 hours. Afterwards, it will turn into dust. No avengers jokes please. Eg: if ren slowly drowned, his body would disparate after 4 hours.

4.3: aftermath
After a respawn a hermit will feel sore for a day or 2. Specifically at their primary injury location. Eg: if Grian rammed head first into a tree and died, he'd be suffering a major headache for a while.

5: aus and cross overs.

5.1: aus
I will have my own au ideas. However, if you have an idea, I will make a chaper on your au idea and add that au to the list. I also take pre existing aus.

Au examples:
Monster-craft
-basic lore, a few characters are different monsters. Tango is a vampire, Ren is a werewolf, impulse is a human turned vampire by tango, false is a fairy, cub is a shape shifter, stress is an abominable snowman, Grian is a human turned werewolf by Ren, Mumbo is a ghost killed by Grian when a glitch happened and TFC..... is something.... no one knows. Scar is literally the only one I dont remember. Tango is missing andits unavailable.

Au not originally by me.

Myth au:
Everyone is a myth descendant. Everyone has small magic abilities and weakness based on a mythical figures, gods or creatures (mostly Greek because I'm a kid icarus uprising nut).
Eg: scar - icarus - minor fire and water  bending with very high temperature tolerance but can't use elytra at all as he just falls without hesitation.
Xisuma, Bdubs and keralis/Tang, zedaph and and impulse - hydra - always psychicly linked and one element each but if one dies they wont respawn till all 3 are dead. Once all 3 die, they respawn at the same time.
Zombiecleo - medusa - can turn others to stone on her own free control, but it won't reverse until the statue is destroyed, killing the victim.

Self made idea.

And any others you request. I'll search them or make my own lore.

4.2: Cross overs
They work similar to aus. Any fandom I KNOW can be requested. Soooo... check my profile description for other Fandoms I'm into right now. (It will update often)

6: Oc's

No. I will not use ocs. Not mine, not yours, not anyones. Moving on.

7: plot request

Type in the base idea of the story and I will work on it. Make it as vague or detailed as you please. As long as it follows the rules, it's ok.

Those are all the rules. Enjoy requesting. One request at a time please. And please dont blow up my notifications.