TF2 au

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Because why not?!

Red team

Scout-Grian
Short, quick, hyper, yep that's Grian alright.

Soldier- Biffa
Don't ask. Biffa seems like the kind of person to be a soldier.

Pyro- Iskall
He sees diorite everywhere (opposed to pyro seeing cute things) and he has to burn it.

Engineer- Mumbo
... R E D S T O N E ....

Heavy- Ren
Buff boi werewolf!

Demo- Cleo
I just needed a girl in here and Cleo does work as a demo.

Medic- Doc
Accent and name are just gift wrapped for me here. There is no one more perfect!

Sniper- Xisuma
Juts imagine it for a moment and then realize what I have done.

Spy- Cub
Because he would play spy

Blue team

Scout- Zedaph
Headcanonnly the shortest hermit normally for me soooooo....

Soldier- Wels
He is a knight.

Pyro- Tango
Demon. Just a cute demon

Engineer- Impulse
Another Redstone expert

Heavy- False
I have no clue here. I can just see False weilximg a minigun

Demo- Jevin
I have no idea why but I just role with it.

Medic- Python
He's the medic who cares for his birds.

Sniper- Scar
Cool! Hat! Plus I thank Cramsalesman for giving Scar a sniper rifle in their apocalypse AU because that and "Mr chainsaw" inspired this.

Spy- Joe
... don't ask me why he just is.

Head cannons!

-They fight for fun. They aren't enemy teams. It's like the civil war but way more funny and fluffy.

-They fight once a month as a sparing match. The rest of the time they do their own thing.

-No one has any magic. That would be unfair.

-If you yell medic enough,even out of battle, Doc will kill you.

Python is the medic who looks after his birds. Doc is the medic who kills.

-Grian pulls pranks on both teams during sease fire

- Mumbo originally tried out for Spy but failed horrendously.

-In battle or after hours, Cub and Scar refuse to fight each other.

-The hermits unmentioned either are not interested or sit on the side lines incase someone is away for a match.

-... I read 'cuanta vida'..... Imagine this lot in it... Sad times.... especially with Cub and Scar..... ÒwÓ

Ok. Bye.

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