stupid hermitcraft short stories

don't touch the cinnamon bun or his cat

Oh lonelyZodiac. You and your inspiration with your gang hermitcraft au.

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Being in a Gang wasnt a bad thing. They didnt cause much trouble. Occasionally they'd go cause mischief but it was never super serious stuff. The most trouble was Iskall slapping someone, screaming and running off.

But conflicts would happen within the group. Mostly caused by Biffa and/or Iskall.

Meanwhile the one who usually tended to avoid conflict was Scar. He tried calming situations down and talking things out but no one ever listened.

And with that information, I'm sure you know how we got here.

Biffa and Iskall were arguing about... something and Scar came in to calm them down.

"Guys, please. We're all friends here. We dont have to fight every other day right? We ca-"

"OH SHUT IT SCAR! WE'RE ANNOYED ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOUR CONSTANT YAPPING!" They both yelled out in near perfect unison as Scar flinched and curled back. He didn't give in though.

"I don't mean to be annoying. I'm just trying to help yo-"

"YOU CAN HELP BY NOT BEING SO F***ING TALKATIVE YA YAPPER MOUTH!" Biffa yelled out now holding his knife out.

And a sudden hissing was heard.

Jellie was upon the shelf distantly observing and hissing at the angry hermits. She pounced onto the floor and scratched at their legs lightly.

This didn't get recived well. She ended up getting a harsh kick from Biffa's sharp boot. She ended up infront of Scar with a horrible wound on her stomach. Scar was completely terrified and horrified now.

"Jellie!" He picked up the mewling cat and hugged her backing up into a wall and softly crying while cuddling the bruised cat. "P-please... just calm down...." he whimpered up to the two angry hermits. He saw Biffa raise the knife slightly and he curled over protecting Jellie.

That's when Cub walked by the room. He heard whimpers from someone and Biffas voice say, "About time I shut you and your stupid cat up." Cub entered the open room and saw Iskall and Biffa. He immediately ran over, grabbed Biffas arm which held the knife and slapped him with his free hand taking the knife as Biffa recoiled. Iskall got the same treatment and both ran into another room.

He turned and sat by the crying hermit and made him look up to see Cub. They embraced, Jellie still in Scars arms and he helped Scar to his weak feet.

"Thanks Cub." Scar whispered as he held the cat close to his chest. "I should go make sure Jellie is ok." He said petting her and rushing off to find Grian. Cub smiled and went to find Iskall and Biffa before anyone else got involved.

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Silver: hey.
Golden: what?
Silver: can I make this angstier and sadder?
Golden:.... i guess.
Silver: yay. Hehehe.
Golden: ... oh God.

(Sad ending)

Jellie was upon the shelf distantly observing and hissing at the angry hermits. She pounced onto the floor and scratched at their legs lightly.

This didn't get recived well. She ended up getting a harsh kick from Biffa's sharp boot. She ended up infront of Scar with a horrible wound on her stomach. Scar was completely terrified and horrified now.

He held the the injured cat close and backed up. Biffa raised the knife and Scar curled over. Jellie however slipped out of Scars grasp and as the knife was lowered at a fast rate, Jellie came between the knife and Scar taking the harsh blow straight through her back and chest impaling her letting out a screeching meow. Scar still got wounded by the blade tip, but it was much less than if Jellie didn't get up there.

Scar gasped and yelled in pain. Biffa pulled off the knife and picked up the dying cat and throwing her on the floor in Scars feild of vision. "J-jellie...." he got out before breaking down into tears. He scooped up the limp cat and curled up again in fear and grief.

He didn't see Biffa raise the knife again, or Iskall who was feeling completely guilty for the injury of Scars cat. He didn't even see Cub come in the room and slap Biffa and Iskall hightailing it out of there before he got slapped. Biffa ran after him.

Cub turned to the crying hermit and noticed the puncture wound. "Come on Scar. Let's get that che-" Cub started but gasped when he saw Jellie. She was gargling and choacking on her own blood through her pained mewls. Her eyes were pained and losing light.

She wasn't going to make it.

Cub sat next to Scar and held him whispering comfort into his ears to get him to calm down as Scar sobbed out loud in Cubs shoulder. They sat there with the cat between them as she painfully drew her final few breaths.

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And passed.

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Golden: SILVER!
Silver: what?
Golden: YOU KILLED JELLIE IN A STORY! THIS MEANS THAT BECAUSE WERE BOTH THE SAME PERSON, I KILLED JELLIE!
Silver:... sorry mate.
Golden: (cries in the corner)

Well this was a sad one. But this is an alternating sad ending to the present happy ending so Zodiac. Ash. No happy-ifying this one.

#ProtectiveCatAndFriendGoals

Also sorry I made Biffa quite evil here. I needed a villain for this story. Love ya Biffa!

Anyways, see you lot next time.