stupid hermitcraft short stories

pranks shouldn't hurt like this... part 1

Thank you lonelyZodiac for this dialogue prompt "have you not considered what you're doing hurts me to" or something along those lines. Can't wait to see your version if you remember.

Just a short summary: the hermits play a prank, but it's far beyond Scars approval when he catches them doing it. Hyjinx ensue.

Also this takes place during the area 77 arc but Scars having a few days off in his normal outfit because reasons.

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"So. What's the plan." Iskall asked the others as they sat around the table in concorp. They had a plan for today to prank Grian but had no idea how. The only ones unaware of the prank were Grian, Joe, TFC and Scar. Why? Well Grian is obvious. TFC doesnt usually partake in stuff, Joe would disapprove majorly of this and Scar was having troubles with his muscles again being stuck in bed for a bit. Cub said he would fill him in on the hermit meeting.

I think you know what he did.

"Well. Everyone knows how Grian loves engaging in conversation with everyone else." Python spoke up. Tango nodded in agreement. "Maybe we could ignore him for a bit. Act as if hes not here." They nodded in agreement, Mumbo most hesitantly. "But it won't last longer than a few days. Right?" They all agreed on that. The wanted to prank Grian, but they didn't want to upset him and come off evil.

They agreed to keep the prank up for 5 days and tell him at the end of the week.

-time skip brought to you by the power of not filling in your friend on a prank-

Scar was in the shopping district checking on the Cherry shop when he noticed Grian looking down while Iskall was looking in a chest. Grian appeared to be trying to get Iskalls attention and Iskall didn't notice him. Odd. Everyone interacted with Grian. Especially the other architects and hippies.

Why was Iskall ignoring Grian all of a sudden?

When Iskall left, Scar approached Grian hoping he'd know what's going on.

"Hey Grian!" He called out catching a sigh of relief from Grian. "What's up? Have ya ticked Iskall off or something." He added concerned but with a sence of humor earning a shaking head from Grian.

"I don't remember playing any recent pranks on him. Or anyone for that matter because it's not just him ignoring me." He said. Scar didnt seem to take that lightly at all. Grian saw he almost seemed upset by it and, being the kind hermit he is, asked about it.

"You ok?"

"Yeah!" Scar perked. "I'm ok. Anyway, who else then?"

"Um, I can list a few. Impulse, Tango, Ren, Iskall, Doc, Xisuma and even Mumbo. I don't get there problem! Doc, fine. But me and Ren are hippie brothers and even the Architects are acting as if I'm a stranger! What did I do?!" Grian ranted. Scar wasn't confused. This was some mega overboard prank and Scar did not approve. Nor would Joe when he hears about it.

"I'll talk to them about it Grian. Its probably some prank and it'll be done by tomorrow. You go get some r&r. You've been working hard on the hippie campus. I literally watched you building the cylo and farms for an hour you busy hippie." Scar retorted as happily as possible with this on his mind. They bade farewell and Grian went to rest after days of work in the hippie commune.

However people are sneaky and creepers are sneakier. Especially one in particular whom though Scar knew about the prank. How dare he ruin it!

Emerging from the bushes he went up to Scar and put on his best facade before scaring the crap out of him when hissing like the explosive mob.