But It Isn't Enough!

Chapter 18

Mal: you know that I'm risking a lot to be here and you actually come here too!?
Maleficent: keep in your anger Mal. We're here for a job!
Hades: we would come here anyway.
Mal: why!? Why did you sent me if you would come anyway!?
Hades: sending you for the wand was a test. A test to see if we can count our hopes and powers on you.
Maleficent: we obviously wouldn't let you destroy everything again! Sending a "good girl" to steal!? What a desperate move from two evil captains!
Mal: oh god...! So all the anxiety I went through just for a f*cking test? And a little question... What did you do to the guard?
Hades: let's call it poison!
Maleficent: let's cut the talk, take the wand and get the h*ll out of here!
Hades: true! Mal you cover for us and check if someone is coming.
Mal: okay fine! Go and fast!

Mal:Did you get it?
Maleficent: yeah we have it. Unlike you that can't complete a task we can!
Mal: whatever! Now let's go so nobody sees us!
Hades: yeah...like they can do something to us if they see us!
Mal: anyway...was it easy?
Hades: what was what easy?
Mal: taking the wand dad! Focus a bit!
Hades: it was actually really easy! We went, saw it, took it and left!
Mal: wait what? Just saw it, took it and left!?
Hades: yeap.
Mal: wasn't there any protection?
Maleficent: what kind of protection?
Mal: when I tried stealing it there was a glass wall around it protecting the wand.
Hades: but there wasn't a...
FairyGodMother: you thought that I would be so stupid to let my magic wand, the most powerful weapon on the land, free in your hands!?
Mal: cr*p!
Maleficent: why can't you just turn some pumpkins into cars for some stupid girl and let us do our job!?
FairyGodMother: enough is enough Maleficent! Not only you try to steal the wand but you pit your innocent daughter into this!
Maleficent: SHE CHOSE IT HERSELF!
FairyGodMother: blackmailing isn't exactly a choice MALEFICENT!
Hades: hey chill! It's a family business!
FairyGodMother: aren't you ashamed of yourselves!?
Maleficent: not really
Hades: nope!
FairyGodMother: well you should be! Mal let's go! The wand is protected away from those criminals and so should you!
Maleficent: I don't think she gets any benefit out of being away from us... exactly the opposite I can say!
FairyGodMother: the truth is...she has nothing to be afraid of. You know it, I now it but she doesn't!
Mal: I don't know what?
FairyGodMother: Mal sweety everyone knows about the spell you did to Ben to fall in love with you.
Mal: WHAT!?
FairyGodMother: yes. Audrey shared it while trying to take Ben back but it didn't work. People took your side and we all know that you were evil back there and that's why you did it.
Mal: so...you tell me...that these two knew it but blackmailed me anyway!?
FairyGodMother: unfortunately yes.
Hades: we should explain...
Mal: YEAH OKAY! SEE YOU!
Maleficent: even if you leave Mal we'll always find a way to turn you evil and when we get there nothing, not a single fairy, will be able to stop US!

I can't hear this! Such a paranoia! They are crazy! I almost became a f*cking theft for a lie! They can't even blackmail RIGHT! I need Evie RIGHT NOW!