((Dedicated to Callie, my fake child love u boo ;3))
Petty the Platypussy leapt from rooftop to rooftop, moving with pristine agility on his new human legs. He had one thing left on his mind.
"I must find my family."
With a fedora on his head, he dove into the streets and immediately broke a stoplight with his fall.
"Fuck." Said Perry the Platypus.
The pedestrians around him paused and stared at the long, unruly man that just fell from the sky.
"Hold on guys I'm sorry lemme just-"
Perry fucking flew.
His fedora turned into a propeller hat and zoomed up above the traffic. Through the city he soared, searching for the house he called home.
Oh and then he fucking found it that was quick.
"Oh I fucking found it that was quick." Said Perry.
With grace, he nosedived into the roof, landing right in your room!
"Ah." You yell.
It was... him. Perry the Platypus. But he was a man? A human man! A sexy human man!!
"Y/N! I-It's you!"
"Oh Perry!" You threw your arms around him. "What... what HAPPENED to you?!"
Perry the Humanpus looked away in shame, holding his fedora to his chest.
"Dr. Doof, he got me with his Human-Inator."
You knew about Peru's secret identity, and had heard the tales of Dr. Heinz Ketchup Doofensquirtz.
"Oh Perry..."
You caressed his cheek.
"My love, my dear Y/N..."
Suddenly, Candace stirred awake.
"Whahahahha WHA??" She said. "Who are you?!"
Perry stretched out his hand.
"Candace! Candace, it's me! Perry the Platypus!"
"Oh yeah I can see it." Said Candace.
Perry paced around the room.
"Oh man oh man. I need you girls' help. I need to turn back into a platypus!"
"Yes! Of course! Anything for you, Perry!" Cried Candace.
Your heart flared up with jealousy. Was Candace, your best friend and sister, tying to steal your mans? Perhaps...
Perry sighed, then approached you.
"Y/N, I never told you this but..."
Candace looked perplexed as she wandered closer to the conversation.
"Y/N.."
"Yes Perry?"
"You-"
"HEY FERB I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TODAY!" Yelled a voice from downstairs, accompanied by the loud sound of a trunk dumping parts of metal onto he grass.
Candace froze.
"Oh no."
To be continued...
