MICHAEL:
Calum: "Shit we lost Michael." *starts looking around frantically*
Luke: "I got this."
Luke: "CALUM AND I ARE LEAVING!"
Michael *all the way across the room* IT'S ALWAYS YOU AND CALUM! YOU AND CALUM THIS YOU AND CALUM THAT!! IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING CALUM!!
Luke *smugly* "Nothing to it." *pops the collar of this jacket back into place*
LUKE:
It's funny that you think there is even the slightest possibility for anybody to lose Luke I mean the guy's a walking skyscraper.
ASHTON:
Michael: "Oh shit guys we lost Ashton!"
Calum: "I got this."
Calum: "OMG IS THAT A LEMON TREE?!!"
Ashton *pops up in a sea of people* LEMON TREE!!! WHERE??
Calum: "And that's how it's done." *claps imaginary dust off hands*
CALUM:
Ashton: "Guys what happened to Calum?"
Luke: "Oh shoo-"
Michael: "I got this."
Michael: "HEY EVERYONE CALUM'S ASIAN!"
Calum *pops up on the other side of the street* I AM NOT ASIAN!! MY GOD MICHAEL YOU CAN BE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE SOMETIMES!!!
Michael *grins* "Found him."
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Al Things 5 Seconds Of Summer
FanficTime to embrace my inner comedian. This books includes like it says 'All things 5SOS' - Imagines -Fluff - Song Imagines - Short stories - Preferences - Gif Imagines - Visuals - Randomness - Smuts - etc
