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★Car Ride★

Patton: what walks on two legs and is red all over

Logan:.... Some kind of bird

Deceit: a rattle snake

Virgil: Roman after I'm done with him, although it's more like limping on two legs

Roman: *glaring* Virgil tomorrow morning, because he won't be able to sit all day

Remus: half a cat!

Patton:

Remus:

Deceit: *smirks*

Virgil:

Roman:

Logan: Well, he isn't incorrect

Thomas: Do you all have like an off button?

Remus: yeah we locked him in the trunk-

Remy: *muffled* LET ME OUT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

Thomas: and this is exactly why we're doing this...

Logan: Doing wh-

Thomas: ah! Here we are- *gets out of car and walks in*

Picani: hello!

((someone needs to stop me before these all turn into oneshots-))

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