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Roman: *nudges Logan*

Roman: look up at the sky, what do you see?

Logan: I see millions of stars

Roman: And what do these stars tell you?

Logan: well, a number of things

Logan: Astronomically, I observe that there are millions of galaxies and billions of stars and planets.

Logan: Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Logan: Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Logan: Meteorologically, I expect that the weather will be fine and clear.

Logan: Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and man, his creation, small and insignificant.

Logan: What about you, Roman?

Roman: I-

Roman: Logan, someone stole the tent

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