Patton: Hey Wattpad!
Logan: Wh- I- who-?
Patton: Merry Christmas to all of you, and a very happy new year!
Logan: Who is he- who is he talking to?
Roman: the audience, of course!
Logan: Ah... His imaginary friends, of course
Virgil:....
Patton: *hands yall a gift*
Patton: And the author of this book has a gift for you!
Logan: eventhoughyoudidntaskforitandprobablydontwantit-
Roman: s h u s h n e r d - >:[
Gift:
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Patton: *squeals* FACE REVEAL-
Logan: *sighs* The author wanted you all to know that he'd already been revealing his face to all online friends so-
Logan: *glances at flash cards*
Logan: he figured why not show "y'all" too...
Logan: even though you didn't ask for it
Patton: And one of those friends edited this!!!
Roman: Yes! And aren't the skills fantastic?
Virgil: Yeah, almost distracts from his face
Roman: Well...
Patton: Gasp! Virgil I'm surprised at you!
Logan: Technically, statistically, the author does have a lower facial pleasantry than most people.
Logan: also, this is five days late
Author: look Logan I have shit to do
Logan: falsehood
Author: don't call me out >:[
((Merry Bitchmas y'all :P))
((also I have since changed this to another pic so- it's unedited :P
But I was too lazy to change the text so yeet))
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FanfictionOop I'm slightly addicted to these So sue me I'll stop at 100... Maybe uwu
