HE TELLS YOU A LAME JOKE
Louis: “Hey, y/n…” He waited til you looked up from your Chinese food to make sure that your attention was on him. “How do you make an egg roll?” You shrugged, taking another bit of your food. “You push it. Fuck, okay, that sounded a lot better in my head. That sounded like a joke Harry would tell…”
Liam: Liam’s chest shook from his laughter below your head as you watched Batman Returns. “What’s it called when batman skips out on church?” He didn’t even wait for you to answer before he spoke up again. “Christian bale. Y’know, like he bailed out of church?!”
Niall: “Louis told me a joke today, babe.” He said, sitting next to you on the couch. “How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?” “How, Ni?” “His hand slipped.” Niall’s obnoxious laughter filled the room and it wasn’t long after that you joined in, not because of the joke but because of his contagious laughter.
Zayn: “Y/n,” Zayn said, looking up from the plate of spaghetti in front of him. “What do you call a fake noodle?” You knew the answer; it was blatantly obvious but you decided to let him have his moment and simply shrugged in response. “An impasta! Get it? Pasta!”
Harry: “What does an annoying pepper do?” He pauses to wait for your response, when you shrugged, a smile took over his face as he continued. “It get’s jalapeño face!” You fought off a small grin at how stupid your boyfriend was. “Oh c’mon, y/n! That was golden!!
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