@KarateGirl0001 says: I dare everyone to make Kade dress up in a wig, dress, and high heels for the next 3 rounds!!
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Kade: Hell no.
Dani: Hell Yeah.
Kade: No.
Dani: Yes.
Kade: I'm not doing it!
Dani: Yes you are.
Kade: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!!!
Dani: I'm telling dad that you forgot to wear a condom when you were with Hayley the other night.
Kade: I did NOT forget to wear a condom!
Cody: Wait, you and Hayley have actually-
Blades: What's a condom?
Dani: *Facepalms* Should we explain?
Graham: I mean, they'll need to know at some point.
Heatwave: Why does everyone suddenly seem uncomfortable?
Cody: We'd better wait until all the bots are here, so we only have to explain once.
Dani: Fair enough. Now back to the topic at hand...
Kade: I'M NOT WEARING A DRESS!!!
Chief: *walks in holding a pink dress, wig, and high heels* Go ahead and change in the bathroom Kade.
Kade: *stiffens* Oh, h-hey dad..
Graham: *Pushes Kade towards Chief* Go change already!!!
Cody: *laughs*
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-A few minutes later-
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Kade: *walks in with the wig, dress and high heels on, holding up the finger* Fuck you.
Chief: Language.
Graham: I've sent a message to the bots on the mainland, and the recruits at the academy. We can all meet at the academy in one hour to discuss the topic.
Chief: What topic?
Chase: One Kade is rather uncomfortable talking about.
Chief: ....Kade....Did you forget to-
Kade: I DIDN'T FORGET TO WEAR A CONDOM!!
Chief: *shocked* I-I was going to ask if you did the laundry..
Graham: *Snickers* Oh Kade you fucked up.
Dani: *Laughing so hard she can't breath*
Cody: *laughing* Kade, are you sure?
Kade: YES I'M FUCKING SURE!!!
Blades: Can someone please explain to me WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
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-One hour later-
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The bots and their human partners (and Cody) all arrived at the academy at 2:00 pm. Quickshadow, Blurr, Salvage, and Hightide were all there as well. Everyone decided to sit in the lounging room, where they could be comfortable when talking about...well...you'll see.
Dani: Okay. Humans have this thing called "the reproductive system", where *explains*.
Blades: Oh. That makes sense.
Cody: You guys don't think it's weird?
Hightide: You humans ain't the only ones with younglings ya know.
Whirl: What he's trying to say is, we cybertronians have a system similar to yours.
Graham: Like, a reproductive system?
Chase: Yes, of course.
Salvage: Though, it's a little different.
Chief: Do explain.
Boulder: Similar to humans, each bot has a gender. Gender is psychological, so whatever gender you view yourself as, is what you are.
Dani: So that's why people go trans.
Graham: You didn't know that?
Cody: Shhh, I'm trying to listen!
Medix: Similar to male and female, bots have 'mech and femme', mech being the more masculine, and femme being more feminine.
Kade: Okay, but what doe this have to do with making babies?
Boulder: This is where humans and cybertronians differ. Humans are assigned a sex, which usually matches with the gender. Male parts, male gender, and so on.
Medix: But with cybertronians, each bot is assigned a 'class', 'Sire' or Carrier'
Dani: Let me guess, the carrier is the one that caries the baby bot.
Boulder: Correct! And the sire is the class that 'sparks' the carrier. Of course, the carrier and sire must be bonded first, but then they can have sparklings!
Cody: That makes so much sense! But tell me, what classes are you guys?
Heatwave: I'm a sire.
Boulder: Sire.
Blades: Carrier!
Dani: Yep, sort of expected that.
Chase: I'm a carrier class.
Cody: Whoa, really?
Graham: Never would have guessed!
Blurr: Sire.
Salvage: I'm a sire!
Quickshadow: I'm a carrier.
Wedge: Sire.
Hotshot: Sire all the way!
Whirl: Carrier!
Hoist: Sire!
Medix: Carrier.
Chief: Well now that we got all that sorted out, how do you guys think Kade looks?
Medix: *pfft* Pink isn't exactly his color...
Whirl: Yeah, I think yellow would be better.
Blades: Ooo! And white lasing on the trim!
Quickshadow: Oh, what about a yellow headband to match?
Dani: And Yellow nail polish!!
Chase: Yellow would really match with his eyes...
Everyone else: Oh shit, the girls are GIRLING OUT!!!
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And that is all for dare #1! I wanted to get a few things explained before we got to far into the series. Yes, I made Chase a carrier. Why? So him and Boulder could...well...ya know...But anyway, hope you all enjoyed!!!
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