Ships: Drarry, Jeverus, Pansmione, Blairon, Linny
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"The club isn't the best place to find a lover, so the bar is where I go," Harry wrote in his journal. "Me and my friends at the table doing shots, drinking fast then we talk slow."
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"She works the nights, by the water. She's gonna stress, far away from her father's daughter." Hermione sang a song in an abandoned classroom.
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"We were staying in Paris, to get away from his parents, and I though 'Wow! If I could take this a shot right now, I don't think we could work this out." Ron ranted in the room on his bed to Harry, who was not particularly listening and instead writing.
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Pansy got into the same classroom with Hermione. "Are we crazy, living our lives through the lens? Oh~!"
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"There's a hope for you waiting in the dark, you should you're beautiful just the way you are!" Ginny said, behind Harry.
Harry turned around stopping suddenly. "You just want attention, You don't want my heart. Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new! You just want attention!" He yelled, catching everyone's attention.
Draco saw this and decided to calm the anger flowing through the halls. "Am I out of my head, out of my mind. If only you knew the things bad I like. Don't think, that I can explain it. What can I say, it's complicated." Harry blushed lightly at him.
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"I don't wanna live forever! Cause I know I'll be living in vain," Ginny said, laying her head in Luna's lap. How could have Harry caught her?
"We never learn we've been here before." Luna said, calming the ginger.
"And I don't wanna fit wherever. I just wanna keep calling your name, 'till you come back home~." Ginny said, twirling the blonde's hair.
"Giving me a million reasons to let you go, giving me a million reasons to quit the show." She sang along with Ginny.
"'Till you come back home."
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"Next to you, the sky's more blue, in Malibu~." Both Hermione and Pansy sang with each other.
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"Passionate from miles away, passive with the things you say." Blaise sang to himself remembering Ron.
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"I had a dream, we were sipping whiskey neat, highest floor of the Bowery. No where's high enough.~" Ron said, Harry once again listening to one of Ron's rants about Blaise.
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"Been reading books of old, the legends and his myths. Achilles and his gold, Hercules and his gifts, Spider man's control!" Severus said to James and James nodded, kissing his cheek.
"You are unforgettable, I need to get you alone.~" James chuckled, dragging Severus out of the library and to the ROR.
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"Wild, wild wild, when I'm with him all I get is wild thoughts." Harry ranted to Ron this time.
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Draco stared at the mark as he stood near the edge of the astronomy tower. "I've been on the low, I been taking my time. I feel like I'm out of my mind, It feel like my life ain't mine." Draco said and ran out of the tower, now falling.
"All you have to do is stay, a minute, just take your time. The clock is ticking, so stay!" Harry said with Hermione, Ron, Blaise, and Pansy, with their wands out running after Draco.
Harry got Draco in time, using magic to bring him back to the top, away from harm. He laid Draco in his lap. "All you had to do was wait a second, your hands on mine. The clock is ticking so stay." They all sang. "All you have to do is-"
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"Despacito, quiero respirar tu cuello despacito. Deja que te diga cosas al oido. Para que te acuerdes, si no estas conmigo. Despacito." Luna sang to Ginny who is falling asleep.
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"Yeah, you're looking at the truth, the money never lie no, I'm the one, yeah, I'm the one. Early mornin' in the dawn, you know you wanna ride now. I'm the one, yeah. I'm the one, yeah." Ron sang to blaise cuddled up against in the ROR.
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"I wanna follow where she goes, I think about her and she knows it." Hermione said to Harry as he thought 'WHY DOES EVERYONE RANT TO ME?!'
--- later, in the forbidden forest, past curfew.
"My momma called, 'seen you on TV son' said 'shit done change, ever since we was on. I dreamed it all, ever since I was young'. They said 'I would be nothing', Now they always say 'Crongratulations'!" Draco was laid in Harry's lap, singing together. "Said 'little bitch, can't mess with me If you wanted to.' These expensive, these red bottoms, These is bloody shoes."
--- Later back in the halls.
"I've got a list of names and yours is in red underlined, checked it once, better check it twice," Harry sang to Ginny.
"Oh, you broke him down, built him up, believer, believer!" Draco sang after Harry before Ginny could defend herself.
"Being so bad got me feeling so good-" Ginny sang while Severus apparated him, James and the group to a cliff without Ginny noticing.
"Shoving you off, like you knew that I would!" Harry and Draco shoved her off.
"Baby, I'm sorry!" Ginny sang, hand up as if they were gonna catch her.
"Half of my heart is in Havana, oh na na. He took me back to east-alanta na na na." Harry and Draco sang, apparating back to Hogwarts.
"Dancing in the dark, with you between my arms." James spun Severus during a sunset. When Severus returned to him, they kissed.
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"I'm way to good at goodbyes, I'm way to good at goodbyes!" Harry and Draco sang in the halls, kissing each other.
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That's 989 words for ya! Damn I spent atleast an hour on this. My mind can't take it! AGHHH!
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Harry Potter Sht Post
LosoweThis has Drarry, Permione, Jeverus, and Raise in it. Focus: Comedy Warnings: LGBTQ+, Dirty or Dark humor These ideas are NOT original! I took it off the internet and [Mostly] used different characters in it, and may have changed up the words.
