Smplive Shorts

Goblin Check!

Joko keeps getting goblin checked by his chat

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"Cooper, you are absolutely horrendous at this game!" Schlatt was yelling through his mic. Yes, the funny mic.

"Schlatt if you don't shut up I will shoot you." Joko, the goblin-checker himself, was starting to get annoyed.

He was just trying to play CS:GO with some of his friends, but a few things kept going wrong.

Chat seemed to just love messing with him- especially in this stream- and Schlatt would not stop with his funny mic. The others found it funny, but Joko was slowly getting pissed off.

He was shot and his eyes trailed over to chat for a second, but within that second, he already saw those damned words.

Joko groaned, "Goblin check?! I'm boutta catch this goblin," and a slam was heard. "He was right on my desk! Fuckin' hate goblins!" He was obviously upset, but the chat seemed to think it was a bit.

Coopers laugh rang out. "Damn Joko how many times have they goblin checked you this stream? It's only been an hour! You had to check- like- twenty goblins!" The skater kept laughing, causing Schlatt, Mason, and Travis to laugh as well.

"You are invested!" Travis laughed. "Uh- in- infested!" He quickly corrected himself, which only led the others to mock him.

"Ah yes I would like to invest in schlattcoin and I will buy them with these dead goblins!" Joko laughed as well, his face lighting up when he had gotten a headshot in the game.

His team had just won that round. Everyone cheered, and Joko glanced at his chat, which of course, are goblin checking him.

"Goblin che- on my mouse!" Following that was a slam, the mouse clicking, someone letting out a small cry, and laughter (obviously not from Joko).

"Joko- chill out dude!" Mason said, laughing from what had just occurred. He was laughing too hard, making him not pay attention to the game. This caused him to get shot and die. "Whaaaaat! I wasn't paying attention!"

"God- chat- stop goblin checking me! There's no way a shit ton of goblins can be in here right now! We're only an hour in! We have a lot to stream still!" He begged, grasping and rubbing his hand in pain.

"Careful Joko, you might turn into a goblin yourself," Schlatt commented, already dead, "Cooper what the fuck was that shot? A blind dog could do better than that!"

"Sorry, coach! You're just as bad as Joko right now!"

"Hey! I am suffering and you making fun of me is NOT helping!" Joko put his head in his hands and groaned loudly. His team laughed at him.

"Awww, it's okay Joko! You aren't THAT bad!" Travis tried to cheer him up. It didn't work as well as he had hoped but he's just trying his best and everyone appreciated him for that.

"Thanks Travis. At least someone has compassion!" Joko lifted his head up and out of the corner of his eyes he saw those damned words.

Joko, now full of anger, screamed, "Another fucking goblin check!", before punching his monitor, leaving a bit of an indent.

His stream shut off, his game turned off, and his monitor was flashing colors. SMPTwitter was probably going crazy now.

He just stared at it his mess in shock. Silent.

"FUCK!!"