Cooking attempt

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Goophouse attempts to cook! It sort of goes well?
(please do not try to follow my recipe I left parts out that I believed were not needed)

(I decided to scrap the one I was working on before this. It was meant to be published Christmas but obviously its pretty late for that. sorry)
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'What the fuck are they doing?'
'HI CALLMECARSON'
'twitch prime'
'dick and balls'
'?????'
'isopod isopod isopod isopod isopod'

"Welcome- uh- viewers! It is me, hi, yes, me." Carson waved at the camera.

"Carson this is a shitty idea we will burn the house down." Cooper came into frame, waving at the camera as well.

The blond turned to face his housemate, "Shut up Cooper," and turned back to the camera with a big smile, "you guys already read the stream title!"

"We," he motions towards him and Cooper, "Me, Cooper, with Noah and Travis- who are behind the camera- will be performing a cooking stream!"

"It'll mainly be Cooper, Noah, and I cooking since Travis is usually the one who makes us food, but he will be the one to make sure we don't screw anything up!" Travis' hand appeared and waved, before going back out. "Hiiiiii!"

"Um what are we making today?" Carson asked, turning to look at Noah as he made his way over to the two.

"Aren't we making like- cookies? Is it cookies? I think we should make cookies." Noah said, shrugging.

"Okay whatever! Let's make cookies. Do any of you guys have a recipe?"

Silence.

"Technical difficulties, chat! We- we didn't really prepare for this. I just said it as a suggestion and started up the stream." Carson laughed.

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"Alright we're back! We have a recipe pulled up on Carsons phone and our ingredients and anything else we need here!" As Cooper stated what they had, he motioned towards them to show the audience.

"So we have to preheat the oven, I'll do that." Noah turned on the oven, cranking the knob to the desired temperature.

"Okay! We're doing this! Now I need two and one-fourth of a cup of flour, a teaspoon of baking soda, and also teaspoon of salt in a huge bowl!" Carson instructed, reading off the recipe.

"Wait what?" Cooper had the ingredients out, already forgetting the instructions.

Carson sighed and repeated himself one step at a time for Cooper to understand. "And now Cooper can whisk that until it looks proper while me and Noah work on the next steps."

Carson moved towards Noah, leaving Cooper to stare at the camera. "Welcome, chat. I am whisking now!" He started to whisk violently, dropping flour everywhere.

"Cooper you're whisking it too hard! Slow down!" Travis complained from behind the camera. His words caused Cooper to roll his eyes, but listened, and did as he was told.

Meanwhile, Noah was using a stand mixer to beat butter, light brown sugar, and granulated sugar. "Okay I think it looks light and fluffy. Whaddya think?" He asked, raising his head from the bowl to look at Carson.

"Uh- yeah let me get some eggs." Carson opened the fridge and grabbed the cartoon. He made his way back over to Noah.

"So chat, how was your day? Are you enjoying this? How long have we been doing this?" He asked the audience, though his last question was more directed towards Travis.

"We've been going for long enough to make a video! And chat is spamming isopod. So I assume they're doing great!" Travis told Cooper, reading chat. "Oh! We got some people saying yes so I guess they like this! Ummm chat should we do stuff like this more?"

He read chat, seeing them all ask for more. "They like it a lot! Uh- perhaps we'll ask for suggestions soon if we can't come up with anything else."

"Cooper, we need you to start pouring in the flour!" Noah called, grabbing the skaters attention. He nodded and grabbed the bowl, making his way towards the two.

"Ok, I got this!"

He actually did not get it.

Cooper roughly and quickly tipped the bowl over, causing the flour to just go everywhere.

"Fuck- Cooper what the hell!" Carson yelled, witnessing the mess.

"Oh shit! I didn't know it would work like that!" He defended, laughing at his mistake. "Ohhh shiiit..."

"Travis what do we do?!" Noah stopped his mixer and looked over at Travis.

"Oh my gosh- um- how much flour went in?" He asked, reading chat to see their reactions.

"I'd say more than half? A lot spilled out but we still have some in!" Noah looked down at himself. His legs were covered in flour. He had gotten the worst of it, due to the flour spilling in mainly his direction. He groaned loudly, upset at the situation.

"Whatever let's use it and see how it goes!" The three nodded, carrying on.

"We gotta add in chocolate chips now." Carson pulled out a bag from a cupboard, poured a few into his hands, and sprinkled them into the bowl as Noah continued to mix. He repeated this until they were all satisfied with the amount.

"Now you guys have to place them on the- uh- sheets!" Travis instructed.

"We gotta roll them into balls and just place them on the sheets on the pans." Carson told the two, who nodded.

When they finished, Cooper placed the pans onto the racks in the oven. When he closed the oven, he felt something hit his back. He cranked the knob for the timer and quickly turned around.

When he did, he saw Noah and Carson lose their shit, the bag of flour in Noahs hands. "Oh you motherfuckers!"

The trio had started to throw flour at each other, much to Travis' dismay, who was just commentating over the whole thing.

"And they're throwing flour. Okay."

A few minutes passed, them afterwards just talking to each other and chat.

"Hey uh- shouldn't the cookies have been done already?" Travis asked.

Everyone stopped, looking at Cooper, with the first to speak being Noah. "Cooper how long did you set it?"

"How long did I set it..?" He asked himself.

They quickly rushed towards the oven, opening it.

"Motherfucker!" They quickly pulled out the pans, placing it on the counter and staring at them.

The cookies didn't look too burnt. They'd just be a bit more crispier than they wanted.

"Um... well! Thanks for coming to our cooking stream!" Carson looked up at his camera with a big smile.

"That was terrible! Hope you all enjoyed!"

They all said their goodbyes before ending the stream.

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