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Hopes peak host club. (host kokichi x shuichi)

(I really felt like making this story randomly its inspired by and old anime called ouran high school host club/ouran koukou host club I hope you will enjoy this as much I enjoyed writing this and there will be some genderbend)

(shuichi pov)

While I was walking in my new school seeking for a quiet place to read mystery novels I found the place.. an abandoned music room. Its better then nothing I tough so I walked in and there they were "welcome" Its an host club... "Oh its a boy, Well hello there I am kokichi ouma the king of this palace of beautiful men. In what type of guy are you interested?                                                   The cool one:Kaito    Or maybe the smart one?:kiibo    The boy Lolita?:Gonta    Or the silent type: Ryoma      Or the twins?: mio & kaedo" He turned his chin close to my chin "Or are you maybe interested in a clown a rat a liar me kokichi Oma.

I was scared so I did an jump from a meter backwards and landed against... Oh. It lended on the floor "NOT THE PANTA"  Oh no Uuuh I would pay for that. "With what money? we were gonna actually sell this big panta on the market for an billion yen" An-An billion? I realized that the only money on my bank account was 1020 yen. "So you can't afford that huh well lets make a deal" "yes a deal that you would be for the rest of you high school career the host clubs... dog. An.. Dog Did they really say dog, Mom dad please say that this is an nightmare and I will wake up any moments now... I tried pinching myself but it didn't work. "Are you okey Sushi-chan?" I tried keeping it in but I said a little mad to the big boy WHO ARE YOU CALLING SUSHI?!?! "So you wanna have no cake with me?" No thanks I said "I shouldn't try to run away, my parents own an whole army" The short boy walked over to me pulled me down and and he KISSED ME. "Now I claimed you for my own Saihara-chan Wink~" Me still flustered from the kiss leaved reality and passed out 

"Will he be fine?" "I hope so I still need him to get me coffee" "Nishishi~ he's pretty cute asleep".       I opened my eyes and there where Mio, Kaedo and kokichi "Heh poo-ichi is finally awake" I looked confused and asked: What happened? "When Kokichi kissed you you sorta passed out" Now it came back to me "And?" And what I asked "I mean and is he a good kisser" I told them I didn't know but I knew that he was a great kisser "But he kissed you then you know if he's a good kisser right" W-well I don't say he's a bad kisser "nishishi~ My Kiss must be so good that you past out from happiness" "Well we should go back I have some appointments I can't miss." Appointments I asked? "Yes with our guests dummy ur so dumb" 

We walked all back to the abandoned music room where Kaito, Ryoma, Gonta and kiibo where waiting for us. "You know" Kaedo walked up to me "You have a pretty nice figure what if we take that hat off" H-hey I need that hat to cover my eyes. Kokichi immediately stepped forwards going to me. "Kiibo call my hair stylist Ryoma get a less covering hat Mio Kaedo you two get an uniform from our school" Gonta walked up to Kokichi "And what can I do?" "You gonta... Go watch a bug movie" "Its we all alone ladybug well us and a bug movie" When they all returned the pushed me in a changing room and threw me the clothes and the hat. "Go change already... Or you want me to help you Nishishi~" I can change by myself you know. I changed into the way to colorful uniform... Well it was only blue but thats way to colorful for someone who always wears black clothing. I looked to the hat and it was a really cute dark blue cap with Wait.... there was an heart on is and it didn't even cover my eyes.

I stepped out of the changing room and I showed myself to everyone. "kokichi your nose.. Its bleeding" Kokichi held his sleeve before his nose to hide the fact his nose was bleeding. "he looks kinda cute I think that he can get a lot of customers like this" "Saihara how about we make a deal if u get hundred customers you are free" "Wouldn't he look even more cute in a mini skirt?" "yes that would be cute" Mio's nose began bleeding a little to by the tough of shuichi in a skirt. I aint gonna wearing a skirt. "Ahh why not" Kokichi said "It would be very cute"

(time-skip to the middle of the day)

We were walking to the place where we would do the hosting but I was really nervous I heard some weird stories about hosts getting stalked by some of their customers like yanderes. I sat on a table where were two girls they said there names where Kirumi and Angie. "hello" I said hallo back while they stared to my hat "That is a cute hat Atua would really like a hat like that" Who is Atua? I asked. "You don't know who atua is? He's the god from the island I came from where they make the best art tools you will ever find on earth" This is getting weirder and weirder. "So can you tell some things about yourself" The girl with a little bit grey green short like hair asked. Well I told them about that I live with my uncle and I don't know why but I aswell told them about that I never been in a relation with someone. "So are you in the market for love?" I replied with: Well I don't know yet I don't actually know anything about love. "And why do you live with you uncle?" Well my parents died a long time ago. 

(kokichi pov)

He's so good he doesn't even need any training the girls already love him. "Sorry but your appointment is with me not with her male. " Tenko disturbed my looking time to shuichi. Sorry princess I replied to her. "You must taken a really liking to the new pup?" Yes I do he's so cute with that little cap and that light clothing he looks like a little prince.  "Can you maybe turn back to talking with me" She said a little irritated. Ofcourse princess I would do that with all my pleasure "So an I make maybe a appointment with the new pup he looks indeed cute." Ofcourse, I said a little sad. He is already stealing one of my best clients well he is indeed cute...

(Time-skip to some later + shuichi pov)

I was looking a little out of the window when my backpack was hanging in one of the window frames. I heard a splash my backpack fell into the water. I immediatly  ran down to the point to get my backpack and lunch money out of the water before it was so soaked I couldn't use it anymore. I rolled my pant up and stepped into the water, but no luck I couldn't find my wallet. "Nishishi~ what are you doing in the pond?" I looked of and spotted.. Kokichi. My bag kinda fell into the water and now its all soaked and can't find my wallet. "Let me help you they say him dripping with good looks.. and much to ofcourse." You don't have to he- He rolled his pants up and stepped into the water helping me to find my wallet. "Here it is" Thank you kokichi-senpai. We walked back to the host zone where my next client was waiting. "So you made kokichi get all soaked while searching for a poor boys wallet, pathetic." Well he wanted to help its not like I asked him I said a little nervous and scared. 

"You just took his nice heart and played with it like it was a toy" Are you jealous I asked her. When I said that she turned the table and made us fall me on top of her. "HELP SOMEONE SHUICHI IS BEIGN A PERVERT" wai- wait I didn't. Mio and kaedo ran up to us and poured water over us. "So are you the one who threw shuichis back into the pond?" "N-no I didn't do it I was just here the whole time" "Nishishi~ That must been pretty awesome landing on Tenko" N-no it wasn't and I'm not a pervert. "But u do where responsible for the tea cups breaking so how about we raise your clients from a hundred to a thousand?" Kokichi took me in his arms "Don't worry ur be alright we don't bite" My head got all flustered and I what about to pass about again but kiibo got me back to the world. 

 We walked all to the club room and just sat and talked until. "Hey shuichi are you gay?" I looked flustered to the side it came from and the one who asked the question what kiibo. U-uh why would you think that? "Well shuichi couldn't see it but u became as red as a cherry when Kokichi hugged you" "Nishishi~ So your falling in love with me huh?" I said a little scared: No No Im Not paling for Kokichi and never will. "Ahhw that make- make-makes me sad WAAAAAAAAAHHH SHUICHI IS BEING MEAN" N-No I dint mean it like that Kokichi. I took him in a hug, Im sorry Kokichi I didn't mean to make you cry are you okey? "hah he really see real tears in hose crocodile tears" Whats do you mean crocodile tears I asked? "Yea those tears from Kokichi are fake" Wait.. I took my hands back immediately I was so embarrassed of thinking he was really crying. "Aahhw ur so cute saihara-chan when you are blushing it makes me wanna kiss you again" Please don't. "Okey but only because you ask nicely" 

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(hey guys I really wanted to write this cause it sounded fun I tried making as long as possible 1740 words if u want an part 2 of this story just let me know and ill consider it)