Mkay peeps, as you can see, this will be a meet the reader "episode" whatcha-ma call it. Kinda like (exactly like) the Meet the RED Team videos. Might include my OCS, but please, enjoy!------
3rd POV
*sets camera up*
*Y/N clips on mic and blows on it*
"This thing on?" *blows on it again and taps on it*
"Testing. Testing. Oh, its on? Well then. Hello. I'm the (C/N) for the RED Team."
*interviewer says you can take a seat on the stool*
"Oh, no thanks. Bad luck with chairs," you said, smiling but it fades awkwardly.
<clip of you sitting at dinner but Scout pulled your chair back, causing you to fall>
<another clip of you sitting on a chair but it breaks...then you fall off the watertower>
<yet another clip of you and Jester in Respawn. You go to take a seat but Jester stops you.
"Your sitting on my friend," she said.
You were pushed off but no one was there>
*The interviewer asks what its like being on the Team*
"Well, it has its ups and downs. But no matter what, they're family. They got my back and I got their's. We care for each other *whispers* but they can be a pain in the arse from time to time."
*interviewer asks how the battles are*
"They are great! The excitement, the primal feeling of survival motivating each and every choice you make."
<clip of you shooting the opposite team's Heavy>
<another clip of you slicing the head of a Spy's head off>
*interviewer asks another question but you interupt*
"But my favorite part of battle is the pure fear that is litterally felt in the air and flows like a tsunami, drowning out your conscience and your inner-predator determines every. Action. You. Make."
*smiling creepily while staring off into the distance*
Interviewer: "Okay.😐 Next question."
*asks question*
"What I think about the sisters? Hm. Well, Strategist is pretty nice. When you have a problem, she's there to help you out. For example, once during a battle, I was cornered by the the BLU teams Medic, Heavy and Pyro. They damaged me pretty bad, lacerated abdomen, broken leg and a bad burn. After they left me to die, she found me and used her handy watch and became little 'Medic'. She healed me up and we killed the three. I mean, I could have handled them on my own if that stupid Medic hadn't stuck me with a paralyzer dart. But I'm grateful that she showed up. In the end though, we had fun killing those three. She can be a bit too serious and stuck up, like Soldier and Medic, but not as much. She knows how to party like Scout and Demo."
Interviewer: "What about the other?"
"...um...*gulps* she can be, um, how do I say this... unique at times."
*Scout pops head in*
"You mean all da' time, like Pyro."
*goes back to whatever he was doing*
"Um..not like Pyro. He's an adorable, cute unique. Jester, she's...*whispers to interviewer* scary."
Interviewer: "How so?"
"Well, she talks to herself. She absolutely loves battles. And not even the battle itself. She loves the killing. And she does it in the most unimaginable ways. For example, I ran around the corner towards the the brief case because the Administrator said it was taken. As I neared it, Jester passed me...laughing to herself. I walked into the room and *coughs and takes a breath*... and there was a BLU Spy. I could barely recognize him.*shivers* His arms were cut off and his belly sliced open. His arms were stuffed up through his chest and out of his mouth. *takes another breath and whispers* His face was cut off, two of his finger in its eye lids, one in his mouth, like a puppet mask... I don't know about her. She can be nice at times but her mood switches so easily."
*Interviewer looks pale*
"Onto a lighter topic. Yes? Mkay. Well, my class, like I said, is the (C/N). My main weapon is a [your weapon of choice] and my melee is a [melee weapon of choice]. I occasionly use a bow with Strat and Sniper too. Oh! And Strategist is teaching me how to throw her daggers as well, that's fun."
*awkward silence*
"...yeah...fun throwing daggers..."
Interviewer: "Ahem, so, I guess that wraps it up. That will be $376.34, ma'am."
"Hold on."
*you walk out of the room to the kitchen, fill a glass of water, walk back, take a sip, then spit it out surprised*
"WHAT?!?! You ASKED to interview me!"
Interviewer: "Well, you still need to pay, or I'll press charges."
*mercs start walking in*
"You will, huh?"
Interviewer: *apprehensively looks at the mercs* "Y-yes. I will."
"Hm. Okay, well. How about this. You walk away, unharmed and forget about this. If not,"
*leans and whispers into his ear*
"It'll cost you more than just money."
*Interviewer steps away and walks quickly out of the base with camera crew*
Y/N POV
"Well, that was pointless," you say while walking with the rest of the mercs to the rec room.
"Ja. But it is funny to vatch zhem scurry out," Medic said while smirking.
"Ha, it was when you think about it."
Interviewer POV
I helped the camera crew pack the recording equipment. As I hopped into the driver seat of our van, Stephen hopped in.
"That was tense, wasn't it?"
I looked through the rear-view mirror as we pulled onto the empty freeway.
"You can say that again," I laughed.
"And that (C/N). Scary huh?" Stephen commented.
"Hm," I hummed.
"I like her," I included.
"You're crazy, man." He scoffed.
I chuckled at his statement. As I focused on the road, and the dusty, barren land whizzed past, I smiled.
Until we meet again, (C/N). Until we meet again...
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Whoo! Done and done. Hope it was good, sorry it was a short one. I had so many ideas before I even thought about writing them. But imagine this. Putting those ideas in filing cabinets, right? Then, lock it up, pour oil on it, tell Pyro to light it on fire, yeet it off the watertower, borrow one of Spy's sappers, use a couple of Demo's sticky bombs, ask Soldier and Scout to beat it, then and only then will you open to see...nothing. Yep. Nothing. Anywho, I'll try to update soon and see you guys later. Over and out 🍂🍁🍂
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