Tf2 ONE-SHOTS...Idk

Spy! x F!Reader! Expiration Date: Part One!

Key
C/N: class name
C/O: class outfit

(A/N: might include my OCs)

Alyssa
Sex: Female
Ht: 5'6"
Eyes: brown
Hair: dark brown, pixie fade cut
S/C: light tan
Class: Strategist
Clothes: beige khaki-hiking capris,
Red t-shirt, beige/ black hiking boots,
Bandana (as necktie or over face),
Aviators
Weapons: 9 cal., large pocket knife
Accessories: leg holster (right leg), black watch, thigh bag (left leg)
Watch can switch to each class, OC appears in outfit and gains that classes weapons and abilities
*not a disguise like Sp-

Scout: "Aww, is Lissy gonna include herself in these? Dat's so-"

Me: "SCOUT! *sigh* Please.. not now"

Scout: "Hm, alright"

Me: "Thanks, now as I was sayi-"

Scout: "Oh wait, almost forgot, when are ya goin' ta write 'bout me?"

Me: *facepalms* "Scout, not now please. This oneshot is about your da-"

Spy: "Mademoiselle! Ahem, please! Continue!"

Me: "Huh? Oh! Aheh, sorry. Moving on!"

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3rd POV

The creature's monstrous tentacles were swinging around, trying all it could to devour the 11 people attempting to defeat it

A white dove flew towards it, trying to escape the devastation

Unfortunately, the monster lunged out and swallowed it whole

From its faceless mouth, full of giant fangs, came a bellowing roar of hatred and frustration

A woman with a red (C/O) called to another woman

"Hey Strat!"

Strategist looked over at her after shooting the monster twice

"Yeah?"

"You thinkin' what I'm thinking?"

"Hell yeah, (C/N)!" Strategist yelled

C/N and Strategist ran towards each other, each pulling out their melee weapons. Once they were close enough, they both veared towards the beast

In their path was a scrap sheet metal

They both instantaneously jumped on it, and launched off it, towards the monster

"Aaaaarrhhhhh!!"

"Wooooooo hoooooo!!"

The beast opened its mouth and bellowed a roar towards them...

3 days prior

Y/N POV

Me and the only other female on the team were walking to my room

...aaand she was laughing her ass off.

"Hahahaha! That was so *laugh* funny!"

"Was not, Strat. And you know it wasn't either." I glowered at her

"Yes, (C/N), it really was! *laugh*"

I frowned

"You guys did that on purpose, didn't you?"

"Yep! Originally, me, Snipes and Medic did, but before you guys got there, we told the other guys. Nice plan, huh?" She said, evidently proud of herself.