Tf2 ONE-SHOTS...Idk

Spy! x Female!Reader! Expiration Date: Finale!

Y/N POV

You were waiting with Scout in...a prom room?

*flashback*

You and Scout were decorating a room near the entrance

Why so?

Because the poor Bostonian couldn't do it himself.

Scout looked very confused and looked towards you

"Uuugh, how do we do 'dis?"

"This is your date!" you almost yelled, frustrated

'Why did I get myself dragged into this?'

" *sigh*  Ok. First, find anything purple..."

*flashback end*

You were sitting at a table, directly under a long, pink streamer. You just put the finishing touches on the table, two wine glasses, a bowl of what was supposed to be popcorn, but one of Medic's doves got to that, so nope. A stack of plates and a dish of strawberries.

You glanced at the strawberries longingly

Should you?

'Hell. We only got 40 minutes to live.'

You reached over and plucked one of the red berry-fruit and popped it in your mouth.

Yes.

The whole thing.

You tasted the tartness and felt your cheeks tense a bit.

You saw Scout head towards the entrance and pat yourself down and wiped you mouth.

Just as you put your hand back down, the door bust open and you heard a female voice.

You tilted your body over in your chair to see what was happening

Unfortunately, your (f/c) dress was restricting your movement.

Instead, you stood up and sat at the edge of the table

You saw Scout holding a pipe and his lean body against the door frame.

"Ms. Pauling. What an unexpected surprise."

You couldn't see her but you saw the barrel of a shotgun.

"They took the briefcase. Don't worry, we can fix this."

As she walked in, she put her firearm down.

Scout leaned against the briefcase alarm and looked at you

You gave him a half smile and a thumbs up.

Ms. Pauling had her back to you

"We'll get it back and the Administrator never has to know."

Scout started to point the pipe he borrowed from Spy at Pauling.

"You look. You look... Uhhhhhhhh.."

He looked at you and mouthed 'What do I say?'

You heard your earpiece whiz and Spy's voice spoke through

"Help him!"

You looked around panickly

You waved your arms, catching Scout's attention

"Ravishing." you mouthed slowly

His face lit up and he continued

"Ravishing." he smiled

"Uh huh. You too."

You breathed out a sigh of relief

Then you sat up again as Ms. Pauling spoke up.