Peter Parker // Run Away Weapon

Omg

Omg the funniest thing happened at school today.

Alright alright so,

One of my friends found out about me writing fanfic, which actually did kill me, I'm alive again now because of my excitement to watch the Jeff golblum documentary.

Anyway anyway, I, like, done this thing where I pretty much left my phone on a desk in class and I forgot about it. Then that one friend came running out the classroom and ran down the hall yelling 'I have ur phone, say goodbye to ur fan fiction'

And I was like, oh hell nah, and I ran after him.

I eventually got my phone back and curled up into a corner nearby then screeched 'u can pry it off my cold, dead hands'

And then I looked back up and I seen my crush nearby and, like, I got super embarrassed so I just acted casual, u know, what u usually do when ur in a corner.

Then my crush finally looked the fuck away. So I got up and ran to our normal seats where me and my friends usually sit.

My friend promised not to tell anyone once I threatened to eat his grass

And that's it, that's the story.

Because it was fucking hilarious if u got to see it irl.

Oh and then this kid (who is very fricken annoying and creepy...he hisses at people and follows girls home sometimes) walked near us and he said hello to everyone in the group and then hissed at us.

Yeah, strange day.

My crush probably is hiding in a hole right now but meh.

Wow I love my life. Sometimes. I love Disney+ and the Jeff goldblum docu. Gosh I love it.

U can also pry that off my cold dead hands. Because I can't wait to watch it.

Oh and btw I LOVE THIS STORY LIKE OMG I HATED WHEN MY FRIEND FOUND OUT BUT LIKE OMG

idk what I'm even saying right now y'all have probably already swiped past.....

In that case I'll spoil the plot because everyone swiped pass

Yeah now u regret it don't u

Yeah that's what I thought

Never skip me and my great rants

Okay, they're funny

No, they are not. U probably think I'm lying, and who knows, maybe I hallucinated the whole day. But trust me, I want to hide in a hole. Probably the same hole as a snake. I love snakes. Dude I want one.

Btw this sequel is, like, hella flopping. HW had about 60k views...this has 1k.

But that's okay. I'm not fussy. I'm just a bit sad now. But that's okay. I'm always sad.

I'm sorry I keep talking but I love talking to you guys. Plus, I'm supposed to be sleeping rn. Oopsie. Teehee I have school tomorrow but meh. Who needs school. I mean, like, just become a pet sitter. I love animals. I'll look after any pet any day. Including spiders. I love spiders.

Actually I like every animal. Except blobfish. They make me sad. And wasps. Like, bees are useful for the environment but wasps? Wat they do? I got stung by one before and it's not fun. They just sit there and sting u. They ain't even useful. And they don't die once they sting. How fucking useless.

O it's Christmas.

Hello.

OMG IM SORRY BUT PLZ TALK TO ME. I'm bored out of my mind 99.9% of the day. The remaining 0.05% is me playing minecraft and the other 0.05% is me watching The Amazing World Of Gumball. I can do maths. See, who needs school. Omg and I love tawog.

Okay I should probably sleep now but I love y'all.

Wanna meet.

We have a lot of common interests.

Avengers, marvel, Spider-Man, fanfic: See? We get along straight away. Unless ur like 8. Sorry, I don't like children. They're annoying. No offence. Plus, u shouldn't be on here if ur 8.

Begone fetus.

Okay imma leave

After this:

Precious boi.

Okay bai...

Okay okay fine, I'll give u the port and ip for the minecraft server

AWW MAN I left my Disney+ in the oven sorry I gotta go