(DISCONTINUED) What a Performance! (SINGER!READER X ALASTOR)

Oh, No, The Mistletoe

It has been just a few weeks, but you were having a staff Christmas party, and considering you, Ace, and Nala were getting paid to stay there, you were staff as well. You sighed, seeing as Ace and Nala wanted to wear matching outfits with you. You reluctantly agreed. Nala was going to be a genderbent Santa, and you and Ace were to be elves. 

You didn't appreciate how short the dress was, or how it was a dress in general, but you had already agreed to wear it. You slipped it on, and then the socks and shoes. You put on the necklace, and finally the hat. You met the rest of Lovely Chaos outside of the spacious staff lounge. Upon entering, you burst out in fits of laughter. "Al-Alast-stor... What are you wearing?"

"I'm Rudolph!"

You couldn't stop laughing. You opened your eyes after wiping a tear away and saw Alastor up in your face... "Wanna be Clarisse?"

"Ew, no. She's too typical cartoon girl. And I don't wanna be Rudolph's girlfriend."

"Whatever you think, I guess." He sighed and went over to the snack bar, getting the cherry red punch. He sipped it, leaning against the table.

Charlie stood up on a chair. "It's game time!" she sang.

"First game! Secret Santa! Well... Sort of. One person was given the opportunity to give gifts to everyone, including themselves. People will nominate one person who they think it is. A collaborative thinking game. I will pass out the presents, now! By the way... It isn't me, and I cannot play. I picked the person!"

She handed out presents. "And, open!" You received a red ring with a black band and diamond rhinestones around the ruby. You knew immediately who it was. You looked at the deer demon who was across the crowd. He got a carrot. 

"Ha, ha! A carrot... I get I'm a deer, but I prefer meat!"

Just like him. Trying to trick everyone else. 

For some reason he tried to frame Angel Dust, giving all the girls undergarments... except you. He gave Husk pink, fuzzy handcuffs. People were commenting on how Angel made it so obvious. "GUYS! SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE! IT ISN'T ANGEL!"

Everyone fell silent. "He may be an idiot, but he isn't that stupid. And I got a red and black ring. Angel wouldn't treat me that way! He must've been framed!"

Murmurs came from the staff.

"And! Alastor got a carrot. And he made a big deal out of it. I bet it was him!" Nods of agreement and people whispering things replaced the murmuring. 

"Woah, there!" It was Alastor. "Don't jump to conclusions! Maybe it was Vaggie! She's a smart one... Or maybe Y/N did it!"

Alastor did do it. You were right.

"Next game! Paranoia! We will sit in a circle. One person starts by whispering a question into someone's ear. They answer with who they think is most likely to be the answer out loud. And then we flip a coin. If tails, we move on, if heads, we say the question out loud before moving on. For example, I whisper in Vaggie's ear." Charlie whispered in Vaggie's ear. 

"Ace and Nala," she responded. Charlie flipped a coin.

Heads. "I asked Vaggie who would make the cutest couple," Charlie stated.

We began. Ace whispered in Nala's ear. Nala chuckled. "Husk."

The coin landed on heads. 

"Shit. I said most likely to become a stripper."

"And Angel already is one. Husk would just get drunk and do that," Nala explained. 

Nala whispered to Angel. "Y/N."

The coin was flipped, and it landed on tails. Now you really were paranoid. 

Angel whispered to Alastor. "Y/N."

You were really beginning to be paranoid. What if everyone's just gonna say my name to freak me out?

Heads. Alastor chuckled. Angel smirked. "I asked him which person he would like to have suck his dick."

You mentally facepalmed. Of course. Next was Charlie, then Vaggie, then Husk.

Husk whispered in your ear. "Who would you want to date most?"

"Alastor," you said without thinking. Husk smirked and flipped the coin. It spun for agonizing seconds that felt like minutes. You sighed in relief when it landed on tails. 

Soon the game had ended, and so did the party. 

You walked out and rounded the corner, nearly bumping into Alastor. You looked up at him, just as he kissed you. It wasn't posessively as it had been in the past. It was gentle, and without realizing it, you were kissing back. You broke away and nearly slapped him before he pointed up.

Mistletoe. Dammit... 

"You see, Dear, you walked right into it. It's not my fault you did. I was waiting there to see if you would come, yes. But it isn't my fault you did." 

He smiled down at you. You glared at him and stalked away. 

Upon entering your room, you saw a figure on your bed. It was dark, so you couldn't tell who it was. You flipped on the light and screeched. It was the Radio Demon.

Why is my life like a cringy fanfiction?

(Alrighty, this chapter is finally out! Took me wayyyy too long to write.. Hope you enjoyed! Feel free to send in requests for this story!)