The Beats Go On

Chapter 48: This Chapter is a Joke

🌰Chapter 48: This Chapter is a Joke

Champion was holding Coco in his arms as he got cornered.

"LET GO OF ME, YOUR OVERSIZED SHELLFISH!" Coco screamed in his face.

"Shut up, little shape." Champion replied.

He backed up against the dead end. Coco thought he was trapped and would be able to get caught, but Champion knew there was a trapdoor he could use to escape.

"Pull the lever, me!" he said, then pulled a lever that has hidden in the walls.

They both got hit on the head by a giant coconut.

"That was the wrong lever." Coco said.

"I CAN SEE THAT!" Champion angrily replied.

He pulled the right lever and went down. He took a secret path that would lead him to where he could control the traps. He threw Coco to the side and on cue, the rest of the team fell down into the trap area.

Through a loudspeaker, Champion boomed, "IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR FRIEND, YOU MUST GET PAST THESE TRAPS!"

"Oh, so like a real life deathrun from that game Shape Mod?" Cas said, looking excited.

"........JUST GET READY FOR TRAPS! NOT EVERY PLAN CAN BE ORIGINAL!" Champion replied with anger.

He had levers ready to activate traps, exactly like Gmod, which is funny game to watch in the real-

"STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR WORLD AND WRITE ABOUT HOW I CRUSH THEM!" Champion yelled at the narrator.

Oh wait, that's me. Well back to the story. But he won't win. Anyways, the first trap was like a crushing trap. El decided to go first. Champion thought he had an easy kill, but El stepped back before he activated the trap, so she was safe.

"Ha! Tricking you will be the easiest part!" Coco yelled to insult him.

Angry, he started keeping eye on if any of the group were tricking or actually going to move. But he wasn't the best at this. For a conveyer belt trap, he let Ina go because he thought she was going to trick him. He ended up waisting the trap because everyone else went without tricking. He got more and more pi-oh wait. This is family friendly. Well he got mad.

And started using traps a lot, nearly hitting a few. But he wasn't really paying attention if anyone was really going, so waisted most of the traps out of rage. At the end the group made it with no scratches. But that was only the first part. They went through a teleporter, and Champion holding Coco used their own teleporter. More traps were there, and more troubles.

The traps were different than the first set. There was much of a vacation theme and the traps were more centered around this theme. The first trap was even like a surfing trap. Ari got on top of the surf board, and had to avoid water. The trap was fairly simple, and Ari dodged it fairly well.

Other traps had stuff like dodging melting ice cream, not getting trapped by ripped, creepy dudes (Yeah, that one was really weird), and getting trapped under buckets. Ami did get trapped under the bucket, but the bucket disappeared so that trap was basically pointless. This made Champion very mad and Coco more salty. The insults were flying, but Champion had to keep focus. He activated traps, waited to see if people would juke(I finally remembered the name of that word), and even three insults.

But they weren't really good. He even threw in the your mom joke, which is very low. Seriously, I love my mother, WHY DOES THAT JOKE EVEN-and I went on another rant. Well this is a comedy chapter, so I get to do what I want want! But wait, the owner will get mad. Well I don't get paid for this.

Anyways, the rest of the group made it past the second part of the traps and Champion was red beat in the face. There was only one part left, so this better count. Well, I don't want to see them lose. The final set of traps had a more carnival theme to it. With roller coasters, the ring toss game which is very rigged, and food stands with popcorn and fried dough.

The traps were also centered around this theme. The first one had giant ducks. Digo ran in because the ducks looked cute, but was nearly crushed by them. Luckily he dodged in time, and the ducks actually hit Champion square in the face. Ha! I wish I could actually see a picture of what he looked like.

He was now the angriest he had even been. And Coco was now enjoying the show. He started activing traps with no mercy and anger in his eyes and an evil grin on his mouth....basically what some crazed maniac looks like when they are angry. Traps were sent at the group at insane rates, even hitting some of them. But nothing killed them, thankfully.

If one of the main characters died, I would have been very disappointed. But in the end, the group successfully made it to the end, ready to save their friend. Champion had to make a run for it. He grabbed Coco, and started running as fast as he could. Well he didn't get far. He fell into a hole, and because he was so big(or fat), he got stuck!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH! Ok, I'm sorry. Let's get on to the final part.

Champion was now basically flustered, as his rear end was caught in a hole. I'm sorry. It's hard to narrate this without laughing. I will really have to be the writer who wrote this chapter.

"SOLDIERS GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID HOLE!" he yelled with anger.

He wiggled around, trying to escape. It didn't work, and everyone was now laughing at him, Coco the most. At this rate, Champion was so mad, he had enough. He threw Coco into a machine nearby, and the rest of the group tried to save him, but Coco fell in. Then Champion remembered something.

"What as that machine supposed to do?"