Being best friends with Seungwoo was a blessing and a curse.
Never did you think a sweet crackhead could exist until you met him.
And with the conversations you had, in public and out, sometimes you wish you never knew him.
"Okay, so Chan just texted me." Seungwoo started as he looked up from his phone, placing it on the cafe's table next to his coffee. "And this is gonna sound kinda weird, but not really since it's coming from me." He deadpanned.
"Def-"
"He wants to know how to make a girl squirt." He cut you off, looking up at you seriously.
With the way you choked on your coffee, he couldn't help the laugh that left him.
"Public." You coughed, looking around to see if anyone heard your conversation. "And at least warn me." You whined, wiping the excess coffee off your face.
"But I did." He smiled at you. "Now, hurry up and tell me so we can move on."
"Why am I the one you're asking? Don't you have any other female friends?" You glared, angrily sipping your coffee as he kept his stupid smile.
"Not really, they all just wanna date me." He pouted. "And you're the only one around at the moment."
"Why me?" You whispered to yourself, not really expecting an answer.
But of course you got one anyways.
"Because coming from a girl, it'll be more valid." He stated. "'Cause, I could tell him, but what if I'm wrong? I mean, in my experience, I'm either a sex god or I just get lucky."
You closed your eyes as you sighed.
"If you don't shut up." You sighed, your eyes still closed. "I'm going to leave you here."
"What are you so mad about?" He chuckled, bringing the cup to his lips. "We can finally share sex stories like real friends."
You opened your eyes and just nodded at him, shoving your phone in your pocket while you grabbed your coffee.
"What are you doing?" He asked as you got up.
"Leaving you." You stuck your tongue out before darting out the cafe door, no longer caring how you looked to everyone given they probably heard your previous conversation.
It wasn't long before he made it out too, but you were already in the car with the door locked.
"Not funny." He pouted, leaning his forehead against the window, you lowering it just enough so you didn't have to yell.
"I told you I would." You mocked his pout and he sighed, wiggling his finger through the small space.
"If you don't unlock this door in five seconds." He put on his best fake glare. "I'm gonna tickle the shit out of you."
"Not if you can't catch me." You smiled, placing your foot on the break and putting the car in reverse.
"I still know where you live." He mocked your smile.
"Valid point." You held your finger up, putting the car back in park.
He didn't respond, only holding up his hand as he started counting down with his fingers.
But of course, you didn't unlock the door until he reached one.
Just to be petty.
"Ah ah ah!" You squealed as he lunged at you, your hand coming up try to keep him away. "I unlocked it within five seconds so you can't touch me." You rushed out, your eyes darting to his hands to make sure they stayed away.
