China: My wallpaper is someone I hate so every time I see it, I remember why I want to become much more better than I already was.
Russia: Your wallpaper is shirtless America though.
China: Exactly.
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America: Give me phrases that will create sexual tension.
Germany: Make me
Russia: Is that so?
Australia: Wanna bet?
China: Is it me or is it biology?
Phil: *submerge from the ground* Do you feel it now, Mr Krabs?
Everyone else:
Phil: I did it! Donnie, you owe me lunch!
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NK: I could kill you right now.
SK: So could a truck. So could anyone else in this universe. So could a cat. So could a very determined goose. You are not that special, North Korea
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Mal: Why is pizza box square, yet the pizza is a circle but when we take a slice it is a triangle?
Indo: Malon, I love you from bottom of my heart but it is 12 a.m right now.
Mal, silent:
Mal: Turtle could breathe using their butthole.
Indo, sobbing: So please go to sleep!
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Mal: I don't really like people but I guess you both are okay.
Indo: Malon, we've been dating and Phil have been our best friend and be the BEST THIRD WHEELER.
Phil: Hey~
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Mal: So in BM, vinegar is cuka.
Russia: *snorts*
Mal: --and the words 'like' if you translate it to BM it will become suka.
Phil: Is that why you've been wheezing for 10 minutes when I explain to Russia what vinegar is in Tagalog?
Mal: Unfortunately, yes.
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CHs Idea
HumorA crack book about the country but focused on Malaysia since IDK much about others Let me be frank, I want to make a comic but idk how so I resort by writing it. :')
