Boar/Babi

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Melaka is getting colonized again this time by wild boars from Indonesia

Netizen: Wait boar can swim?
A: Yes except flying. That's what they can't do.

Melaka: Ibu help me! Pulau Besar is getting raid by babi!!
Malaysia: Relax, we shall put our best shooter for that.
Melaka: But massacre will happen!
Malaysia: You're right.
Melaka: Relocation?
Malaysia: Will take time but better solution.
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Sabah: My time has come.
Labuan: Why Sabah is preparing her knife?
Sarawak: Sinalau Bakas
Labuan: Sina- what? Oh that.

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Why relocation?
Answer: To prevent massacres from happening plus relocation will prevent the boars from destroying the ecosystem.
Malaysia's and Indonesia's ecosystems are different.

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