A crack book about the country but focused on Malaysia since IDK much about others
Let me be frank, I want to make a comic but idk how so I resort by writing it. :')
I mean.. fighting? Duh. Insults? They put the sailors to shame. Comforting each other? That was when they were still kids. Even ASEAN don't come out of his room when he saw those two fighting.
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Singapore and Brunei prefer to just sit back and watch. Ever since the certain duo start fighting, the small island had one small suspicion, leaving the other one confused. Going to the attic, he search for a certain box. Once he found it, he wipe away the sweats from her forehead.
"Singa? What are you holding?"
"Something that will make them stay silent for at least a week."
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Academy
"Words cannot fathom how much disappointed I was to you two." The two personification just sat next each other and averting their look anywhere except each other and Britain.
"Five students got injured because you two." Then he continued, "Malaysia, explain how the gym's wall had two big holes? And Indonesia, explain how the basketball hoop was broken."
"Pakaitanganla, takkannakpakaimulut pula." Mal give Britain a 'humph' and continue rambling,"-in my defense, those guys outside preventing me from using the ball. Like they could just leave us and don't get hurt."
"You both leave me with no choices. I will make you guys sit through the worst punishment I could've ever think of. " Both of them just chuckled because they already goes through this already.
"Apadiabersihkantandas? Kafeteria? Tandaslelakitingkattiga yang tiadakuncitu?"
"Bagaimanaloe tau pasalwastafelitu?".
"Meh."
"No, public humiliation."
"Tak nak." "Ngak mau."
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Humiliation.
That's what Malaysia felt when Britain forced her and Indo to sit in public next to each other and to not start a fight. Seems easy right?
Boi, how wrong she was.
She wants the ground to open up and forming a hole so she can dive into it gracefully to make sure it swallowed her considering how many people staring at them in the hallway. But seeing how Britain make Aussie stay on guard besides them, she only can just dreaming.
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"Hoi.." Indonesia gave Malaysia a look and walked further until Malaysia shouts, "Do you remember why we started fighting?!"
"Ask your father, Malon."
"He's not my father! And don't you dare to go away, this argument still not finished yet!"
"Then, let's continue it tomorrow!" 'Rightwhendiditstart..? Aftershegotindependence? Orbeforethat.. Probablythatone, bettermakesureshedoesn'tknowaboutit.