Phil: Gosh, I swear it feels like there's only one brain cell between both of you.
Indo: You know what! -
Indo:
Indo: I would say something clever but it is not my turn with the brain cell yet.
Mal: *facepalms*
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Singa: What are you doing?
Brunei: As you can see I am eating food, Singa.
Singa: But it is like 4:30 a.m.
Brunei: Oh sorry, I wasn't aware that eating during 4:30 a.m was illegal. How about you hand me over to police right now, Singapura?
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Mal: It may doesn't seems like it but I actually look up to you a lot.
Singa:
Singa: Is it because you are short?
Mal: Wei, tiang lampu untuk pengetahuan kau aku boleh rosakkan suis dekat bawah pinggang kau tu bila-bila masa sahaja kalau aku nak.
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Brunei: YOU ARE LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD! WHAT IS YOUR TYPE?!
Malaysia: *cough* a little bit tall so I can surprise them by tackling, rolled sleeves--
Singapura: BLOOD TYPE YOU IMBECILE!
Indonesia: *recording* no no, let Malon continue.
Malaysia: Oh.. I do not know.
Singapura: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DO NOT KNOW?
MALAYSIA: PANDAI, MAKSUDNYA AKU TAK TAHULA! I DO NOT KNOW MEANS I DON'T KNOW AA!
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Indo: Malon?
Indo: Sayang?
Indo: Baby?
Indo: Dear, please don't do this to me.
Indo: I am sorry. Maaf.
Mal: Well, sorry does not bring back my Tupperware, Indonesia.
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ASEAN: I'm sorry, but Philippines and Indonesia did what?
Thai: Well I told them they weren't allowed to visit Mal because they was recovering from what happened this noon, and the only way they could stay was if they get injured.
ASEAN: And?
Thai: And so, without hesitation they punched each other in the face and told me they were injured.
ASEAN & EU:
EU: Well, I am impressed.
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America: Both of you know that I loves two of you right? You're like siblings from another crib to me.
Philippines and Malaysia: *proceeds to pause and looks at each other giving the look*
Philippines: America, both of us told you already we are not choosing McDonald's.
America: This is bullshit!
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America: Can we have a moment of silence for my reputation.
Canada: Funny, I don't recall you having one.
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Brunei: Would you slap Mal in the face for two million dollars?
Malaysia:*from a distance* HEY!
Singapore: I will gladly roundhouse them in the face for free thanks to every problem they have done.
Malaysia, start to panic: WOI!!
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America, probably: And lastly thanks to Russia for giving me reasons to have aids.
Russia, scrambling to a nearest speaker: HEARING AIDS, I GAVE THAT GUY REASONS FOR HEARING AIDS. GODDAMMIT AMERICA.
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Mexico: I need to get something off my chest.
Canada, without pausing to think: Please say it is your shirt.
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Britain,petting little Malaya: Aw, don't cry Malaya.
Britain: You will grow up taller than Singapore.
Malaya: *beams up happily*
Years later~
Malaysia, angrily staring Britain's back:
Britain: *sweating*
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MaPhilIndo: You think not knowing will stop us?! You underestimate our abilities to bullshit everything.
Singapore, who happen to be class representative: Not you guys..
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Australia: I will give you 300 cash to ask out your crush.
New Zealand: I will give you 500 cash to ask out your worst enemy.
America: 800 cash, that's a hell of deal.
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(Whenever something minor-ly inconvenience happened)
America: It's so tragic that someone this sexy have to go through such inconvenience.
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Malaysia: OK boomer.
Britain: Child, I am old enough to be boomer's father don't you sass me.
Malaysia:
Malaysia: No wonder people calls America 'Uncle Sam'.
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CHs Idea
HumorA crack book about the country but focused on Malaysia since IDK much about others Let me be frank, I want to make a comic but idk how so I resort by writing it. :')
