Viet: Is m-masturbating while smoking wuh-weed called masturblazing?
Laos: No, it's called highjacking.
Cam: Guys it is called weedwhacking.
Myan: No it is called disappointing your mother.
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Britain: Soy sauce.
Mal: Kicap.
America: Ketchup
Mal: ...Sos tomato
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Mal: What are you, three?
Singa: Yeah, three heads taller than you.
Mal:
Mal: Wei , tiang kau dengar sini baik-baik.
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Russia: -I mean I could be a switch if I want to. What'd you be?
China: A top obviously, I always topped.
Russia: Oh, even with America?
China: Especially with America.
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The word, "omurice" is a kind of gairaigo (a word in Japanese borrowed from a different language), literally "omelette rice." "Omelette" comes from French and "rice," of course, comes from English.
And there was Malaysia.
Malaysia:
Malaysia: Nasi goreng pattaya (Pattaya fried rice)
Thailand *tears up*: Damn you Mal, the dish is more common in your place.
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Indo *wearing a pair of round glasses*: Malon, don't you think I look good in this?
Mal *just took a quick glance and continue playing games*: Honestly, Donnie you look like Mahatma Ghandi.
Indo:
Indo: So I look smart, huh?
Mal: No you're not.
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CHs Idea
HumorA crack book about the country but focused on Malaysia since IDK much about others Let me be frank, I want to make a comic but idk how so I resort by writing it. :')
