Mario and Luigi (Cake)

Double Date (Part 1)

"Luke."

"What!" Luke said in annoyance replying to Michael with a glare before turning back to his phone.

"I love you." Michael said as he poked Luke's cheek.

"I hate you, go away." Luke said slapping away Michael's finger.

"I love you."

"I don't like anything you do."

"I love you."

"Your band sucks."

"Cuddle?"

"No! Absolutely not."

"Cuddle?"

"I'll cut you if you don't get away from me."

"Cuddle?"

Luke giggled. "No!"

"Fuck you man." Michael said getting off his couch.

Luke laughed. "Okay."

"Fuck you Luke!" Ashton said stomping downstairs. "God damnit, it's like a tsunami in the bathroom because of you."

"Hey!" Michael shouted. "Don't you pick on this kid he does not deserve hate towards him Ashton!"

Ashton rolled his eyes and walked away to Michael's kitchen to grab a bowl of Captain Crunch.

Michael turned around and smiled. "So how bout that cuddle now, I literally just defended you?"

"No." Luke said flatly.

"Motherfucker." Michael muttered.

"Who you texting?" Ashton asked.

"No one." Luke said as he continued to text to anom.

Michael snatched Luke's phone and looked at his messages, he then chuckled.

"Who is it?"

Michael smiled. "He's texting his mom about where he should take Calum for their first date."

Luke cuddled with his stuffed penguin in embarrassment hiding his face.

"Why didn't you ask me man?" Michael asked.

Luke looked at Michael. "Michael, where did you take Quinn for when you guys had your first date?"

"A football game then a club... . Ohhhh." Michael said coming to his senses.

Ashton laughed. "Then she dumped you after that!"

Michael smiled. "Hey Ashton?"

"Yeah?"

"Shut up."

"So where do you plan on taking Calum?" Ashton asked before taking a spoonful of his cereal. "And I can talk with this mouth all I want!" He mumbled.

Luke shrugged.  "My mom thinks dinner and a movie but I don't know I want to do dinner and bowling."

Ashton smiled. "Hey would you mind if I brought Mia it could be a double date. What do you say?"

"Well actually-"

"Sweet! I'll go call Mia." Ashton smiled and raced upstairs leaving Luke with a frown on his face.

Michael slapped Luke in the back very hard unexpectedly causing him to jump. "Have fun man."

"NO FLEX ZONE NO FLEX ZONE THEY KNOW BETTERRR!! AHH SHIT TURN UP!!" Mia sanged at the top of her lungs in Ashton's car.

Luke stared at Calum who had an blank expression on his face. He mouthed I am so sorry to Calum. Calum grabbed his phone and started to text Luke.

C: Worst second date ever.

L: What was the first?

C: Bubble bath party date with my parents a long with my ex boyfriend Chris.

L: I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Calum didn't bother reply. He nodded and smiled at Luke.

·At Breadsticks·

A brunette tagged with the name Brianna walked up their table as their server. She later then stared at Luke and Ashton giving them a flirty smile.

Calum growled and squeezed Luke's hand under the table.

Brianna smiled. "Hey."

Ashton licked his lips. "Hey."

Mia scoffed.  "Hell to no. Excuse me miss but we don't want you at all!"

"I'm sorry what?" Brianna felt taken back.

"Are their cotton balls in your fucking ear, she said she wants a new waistress!" Calum yelled.

"GO GET AN UGLY WAITRESS!"

Ashton nudged Mia. "Calm down, babe."

"I will not calm down! Shit I will fucking flip this table even if it means breaking a god damn nail!"

Brianna's manger rushed to their table. "I'm sorry what seems to be the problem?"

"This bitch right here is flirting with my man. I don't know who the hell you think you are but I know you don't get paid to flirt with other people's man's!" Mia shouted putting Brianna on blast.

Brianna's manger gave Mia an apologetic look before turning back to Brianna. "Go get these lovely costumers a new waiter and Brianna. . could you please stop being a slut for just a minute! Jeez."

Brianna glared at Mia and as a return Mia sticked up the middle finger at her. Brianna rolled her eyes and followed Brianna's manager.

·this is just part 1·

·for anyone who hates mia be happy bc she's going to be leaving this story soon·