Mario and Luigi (Cake)

Ball Crashers (Part 1)

(Picture aside is Watermelondrea.)

"This isn't so bad." Luke said as he grabbed on to the jail bars.

Brad looked up and glared at Luke."What do you mean this isn't so bad, we got arrested on Christmas eve!"

"Think of the positive guys."

Michael started to massage his temples. "And what are the positives Lucas?"

He shrugged. "I don't know. But hey! We didn't actually get arrested we're just waiting for our parents."

Calum sighed and rested his head down on his knees.

"Do you guys wanna hear a joke?" Luke asked.

Connor groaned. "No!"

Luke ignored Connor's request and smiled. "Okay! What types of calculators do cow's use?"

Luke waited for a response but received silence from everyone in the cell. "A cowculator!" He laughed to himself as he slapped his knees.

"Hardy har har." James replied sarcastically.

"I have another one, here it goes. So there's a husband and wife setting up their new password at their home. The husband types in mypenis and clicks enter. The screen later on says, Error. Not long enough."

"That--Luke I love you." Ashton said as he was holding onto his chest trying to stop his laughter.

"Lucas, what in God's name are you doing here?" Liz shouted as she entered the police station with an officer by her side with an angry look on her face.

*** 2 hours earlier*****

"Say cheese boys!" Calum's mother smiled as she raised up her camera.

Calum wrapped his arm around Luke's waist giving out a cheeky smile.

Calum's mother stopped herself from snapping the picture at the sound of the doorbell.

She walked over to the door to reveal Diana wearing a white dress matching out Michael's white suit.

"Oh good you guys are here! Group picture!" She motioned them to Calum and Luke's direction as they huddled into a group picture.

****

The gang followed Luke from the car to the building. Luke stopped in his tracks with a frightened look on his face.

"What's wrong? "

"I heard Carrie was going to be here. I'm scared." 

"Luke what are you..." Michael stopped himself as he correctly knew Luke was thinking about the horror movie Carrie.

"I mean she could just kill us all and-"

"She killed everyone on prom in a movie Luke! This is a ball, I'm sure she won't now let's go." Diana said as she reached over to the door handle.

Luke scoffed as he crossed his arms."I refuse."

"Boy I don't have time for this." Michael said in annoyance as he threw Luke over his shoulder.

"Let go of me you bafoon!" Luke shouted.

"Kiss my white ass." Michael said flatly, walking into the gym.

"Ew why would I want to kiss your saggy ass when I have Calum's, it's more beautiful than Kim Kardashians!" Luke hollered.

Calum smirked. "Interesting."

Michael dropped Luke on the floor in a heartbeat with no care in the world.

"Michael!" Calum shouted as he rushed over to Luke to help him up.

Luke winced. "I'm okay."

*****

"Amigos! What's good my bitches?" A drunk Ashton shouted at our entrance as he stumbled towards us.

"Ashton, are you drinking?" Diana asked, doesn't seem like him at all.

"Hell yeah, and my partner here helped me out." Ashton smiled as he put his arm around Watermelondrea with a smile.

"We spiked the drinks!" Watermelondrea giggled. Her eyes spotted on Michael and she smirked. "Wanna dance boo?"

"Hell naw I don't wanna dance. Step away from me poppin fresh before I use my pepper spray." Michael threatened as he gave her a dirty look.

"Ashton, can I shank this bitch?" Watermelondrea asked.

"I don't know can you?" Michael tested.

"No, just leave him alone."

Watermelondrea rolled her eyes and stared at Michael.

"What the fuck you looking at?"

"Something ugly." She responded.

"I ain't no mirror, bitch!" He spat.

"Oh you're going to get it!" Watermelondrea hollered.

" Watermelondrea, just calm down!" Ashton pleaded.

"Alright fine, but just know Michael that there are no words for how much you disgust me."

Michael smiled. "Yes there are, you just don't know them."

"Michael stop it!" Ashton yelled.

"Control her, and I thought Mia was worse. Shm."

"Now listen here-"

Watermelondrea was cut off by a loud smash coming from the glass windows with 4 people in masks damaging the property.

"What's going on?" Luke asked.

The lights shutted off and the crowd gasped at the projector playing a disturbing video of two twins with their neck being sliced up.

"Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.."

"When Mr. Oogie Boogie says there's trouble at hand, you'd better pay attention now. Cause I'm the Boogie Man..."

"Hi I'm Barbie and these are my friends [voice changes into a dark and deep male voice] wanna play?"

Calum jumped at the sight of them flipping over the tables.

Diana rushed over to the Dj. "What's going on?"

The Dj struggled as he played with the buttons on his system. "Someone's controling everything."

(This is just part 1.)

*note: voting for the Bromance Awards for this story ends on December 28th*