In forest
Firestar: OH NOOOOOOO ITS A POTATO AAAAAAA
*runs away*
Firestar: okay right back to my windclan search
Potato: hello
Firestar: *runs away*
Potato: i just wanted a friend :(
At Windy-cat - I mean WindClan camp
Firestar: HEY TALLSTAR GET YOUR STUPID LONG-TAILED SELF OUT HERE YOU LITTLE-
Crowfeather: careful firestar this is a family-friendly spoof.
Firestar: *glares at crowfeather* *kicks crowfeather in the nose*
Tallstar: go away firestar im busy screaming at ur stupid dads ghost
Firestar: oh say hello to him
Jake: go away idiot i wasnt sad when u left
Firestar: oh okay hey tallstar I need to talk to you
Tallstar: fine
Jake: go away stupid son *hits firestar*
Firestar: *dies*
Jake: good that cat is a big fat-
Crowfeather: why are kittypets so foulmouthed
Jake: *glares at crowfeather* *kicks crowfeather in the chin*
Crowfeather: OH NOOOOOOO *dies*
