Loki x Reader

One question: what the fU-

A few hours of walking around and visiting the creek- you checked your phone to see what time it was. 7:30....you should probably head back.

You never expected anything out of the ordinary to happen, so when it did, it scared the fucking shit out of you.

You were cutting through the park when some metal thing- red and gold- crashed from the sky.

You heard groaning when the dust began to settle..was there a person in there? Did somebody get hurt?

You did a dumbass thing, you ran to the site, trying to see what it was.

The face opened and some guy was in there!

"U-uhm...sir? Are you alright?"

He looked up at you. "Ah, yeah..this happens a lot."

"Well pardon me, but what the fuck. How?"

"Well," He got up from the newly made hole, clanking as he did. "I was working on a new suit, trying to make it go farther, you know. Longer usages. And I was experimenting, so I expected it to happen sooner or later."

"What? Why are you making these sui- you know what, that's your business. Are you hurt?"

He shrugged. "Well, I'm definitely not in perfect condition if that's what you're asking?"

"Do you need bandages or anything? My house isn't too far.." You motioned in the direction of your house.

"I wish that's all I needed. Where's a doctor? That was a worse fall than anticipated...."

"To tell you the truth, I haven't been living here long enough to know, but I can help you if you can keep a secret."

"Sure I can, why?"

You looked around to make sure nobody was around to follow you.

"Come on, I'll show you." You grabbed his armed hand and dragged him to the creek.

"What are we doing over here? Kid, please don't tell me you're gonna show me some house or fort you've been working on, I g-"

"Shut up- I'm not that weird. Can you take off the suit where its bad?"

"JARVIS-"

"Yes sir." Some accented AI came through- bruh this mans-

You stared as the suit practically unfolded, revealing the man's actual body.

"Like what you see?" He smirked at you.

"Chief- I'm just...confused.....but anyway. Sit on that log."

"You aren't going to blow me, are you? I mean, I appreciate the offer but I do unfortunately have other thin-"

"Bruh I- mmmm my god. Listen, just don't get too surprised and you can't- and I cannot stress this enough- CANNOT or I will actually kill you- tell anyone. Aight?"

"We'll see about the killing part, but yeah, I won't tell anyone." He rolled his eyes.

"Okay...um...where is it the worst?"

"Give me a second, darling."

Darling...what a gay ass thing.

He began undoing his shirt to reveal a huge wound on his right side. But...that's not what you were focused on. This mans had abs and some blue thing embedded in his ches-

"A-are you..and if you are, I'm so sorry for not realizing before....are you iron man?"

"Bingo!"

"No fucking way."

"Yes fucking way, believe it, sweetheart."

"I'm- I don't know what to say? I'm- I'm probably wasting your time then, I'm sorry! I'll get on it!" You said frantically, shifting closer to the wound.

"Don't worry about i-"

You hovered your hands over the wound and they began glowing as he was gradually healed.

"You..how are you doing that?"

"W-what?"

"How are you doing that...that thing with your hands? And healing me?"

"Uh...chief that's a long story.."

"Can you do other stuff?"

"Elaborate?"

"Like...defensive powers that you could use in a fight- I'm better now, thank you."

"No problem- but you mean like this?" You held out your hand and a small flame ignited out of nothing. And...you pushed some wings out of your shirt. "The wings aren't def-"

"Shh- I need to tell Fury."

"W-what? You can't tell anyone! You told me you wouldn't!"

"Kid, how would you like to meet Captain America and the others?"

"Y-you mean...the Captain America?"

"Yes."

"I-I would love to! But...but why?"

"You could be part of it." By now he had already pulled out his phone.

"B-but I'm only 19!"

"So?"

"Well how would I get-"

"Enough questions, we're doing it. You're parents will think it's something else, like an internship or something,and everything will work out. Sound good? Great. I'll pick you up tomorrow at noon so be ready."

"I- I don't get a say in this, do I?"

"Nope! Oh hey, what's your name?"

"...(Y/N)."

"Good to meet you. See you tomorr-"

"Wait are you picking me up at my work or my house?"

"I- I'm sorry, did you just interrupt me?" His eyes snapped up to look at you.

"Well I gotta know because I-"

"Your house is fine. Address please?" He looked back down to his phone with a sigh.

"Uhm...(Your address)...?"

"You sound unsure." He eyed you again, his fingers still hovering over the keyboard.

"I'm not, that is my address, but this whole situation...it's so...weird..." You chuckled.

"Right. Okay kid, tomorrow at noon! Be ready!" He put his phone back in his pocket and smiled at you.

"O-okay...bye?"

You watched him leave and you left soon after...clueless as hell as to what the fuck just happened, but you made your way home anyway.

Aight I actually went by my word and updated again today! Also, my "Darling...what a gay ass thing.." I just wanna clarify that I have absolutely nOTHING AGAINST GAYS- chief I literally support that community so much people think I am. Just wanted to say that before anyone attacks me :)

K enjoy!