So some of these have Remus
Remus = swearing and inappropriate jokes
Uh yeah basically
added a new one, not sure where it came from. Tumblr probably
....merry Christmas?
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Logan: If a store is selling one pound of one kind of cheese for $1.59, and $1.99 for the same kind, but for one and three quarter pounds, which is the better deal?
Roman: Obviously the $1.59.
Patton: $1.99, because I love cheese!
Virgil: What the heck am I supposed to do with a pound of cheese?!
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Logan: Alright. What does PEDMAS stand for?
Virgil *raises hand*: Please End My Depression and Suffering?
Logan: No...?
Patton: Please Excuse My Dark Angry Son?
Logan: No!
Roman: Please Excuse My Darling Angelic Songbird?
Logan: Virgil, put the gigantic steak knife down-
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Roman: Without any ugliness in the world, there could be no beauty.
Virgil: Thank you for you sacrifice.
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Roman: Good things happen when you distance yourself from negativity.
Patton:
Thomas:
Deceit:
Remus:
Logan: Where's Virgil?
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Patton: Umm, guys? I kinda, sorta, a
little bit, broke something-
Roman: Someone's heart?
Virgil: Someone's bones?
Patton: No, I dropped a jar of crofters-
Logan: You W H A T-
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Roman: Patton, Logan hasn't come out of his room in 2 days. How do we get him out?
Patton: Just tell him I said something.
Roman: Like what?
Patton: Anything factually incorrect.
Logan, bursting in seconds later: I'm sorry, did you just say the sun is a planet?!?!
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Roman: I like your new outfit
Logan: Thanks, it was 50% off
Roman: I'd like it better 100% off
Logan: The store can't just give out free stuff.
Roman: That's not what I-
Logan: That's a terrible way to run a business, Roman.
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