Spider-Man/Avengers One Shots

Drunk~

I've done a high peter, so here's a drunk peter. There's no correlation between the other part 'High~' and this one.
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It was New Year's Eve and like always, Harry was having annual New Years Ball. Peter, as always, was Harry's private guest. He had been to every ball since Harry started having them. But this year was different, peter was finally gonna drink. He had always put it off.

But this year, after losing so much. He wanted to get shit faced drunk. A kinda drunk where he doesn't remember the night before. He just wanted a night, to never forget, but to never remember either. Peter knew the best place to do that, the ball. It wasn't just a ball though.

Afterwards it was a big party at the Osborn estate on New Years, Harry's Dad was always gone this time of year. So Harry could throw the party with no interruptions. This year was going to be amazing, Harry invited our entire school and bought a table full of booze.

It was after school and peter was going straight to Harry's before the ball. "Hey pete. You ready man? Dads gonna be happy I'm bringing his 'golden boy'" Harry laughed. "Come on man, I'm not his 'golden boy' we just both like the same kinda sciences." Peter replied.

Peter smiled, "Yeah man, I'm ready. This is gonna be amazing. But the better question is. Are you ready?" "Oh man, you better believe it. This is the first time you're actually gonna get drunk with me!" Harry exclaimed getting in the car peter following behind.

"Yeah Harry I know, but no need to let everyone else know!" Peter whisper yelled. "Ok dude I got it." Harry said with his hands in the air snickering. The two boys talked all the way to the estate. Once they got there they got out of the car talking about an inside joke.

"If you didn't fall, you wouldn't have sprained your wrist and we would've won!" Peter said. Harry was laughing, "no we lost because you were so slow!" And the two walked into the mansion laughing. "Boys, come." Norman Osborn said gesturing them towards him.

The two walked towards the room and once there saw Norman getting fitted. "I'm almost done here, these two will work at the same time on the two of you once done. Understood?" "Yes sir." Peter said Harry just nodded. Then the two proceeded to get their tuxes on.

The two boys had a miserable time at the ball. As expected, it was boring. Everyone wanted to talk to the Osborn's and once again peter just stood off to the side until the next person was done talking to Harry. Peter and Harry endured the entire ball.

After the ball Harry's dad immediately left going where ever he had to for the next charity event. So this was when Harry and peter raced to the Osborn estate. They grabbed all the liquor and put it out on the table. Grabbed a bunch of weed and cigarettes and put those on trays as if they were horderves.

Then, at about 10Pm people started showing up. Then peter and Harry took their first toast. "Ok pete, ready?" Harry asked peter nodding in response. Then 'clink' and they downed a shot each. Peter almost puked but managed to hold it down. He then took a puff of weed and went on his way. To get drunk.

Oh boy he did. After about 10 shots, 5 beers and about 2 whole joints. Peter was rocked. He was running around with a beer in hand when his phone went off. 'Incoming call: Fury' peter ignored it. This was his night, but of course, it was rudely interrupted. 'Incoming call: Mr. Stark' peter sighed and texted him instead.

Peter: what? Wy u gus kep callin?
Stark: Answer it kid.
Peter: I'm busy. Why u wan?
Stark: get to the tower now. Officially business.

Peter sighed and went over to Harry. "Hey man, I gotta go." Harry pouted But Peter still got his way and left. Peter stumbled down the driveway and put his suit on. To say it was hard to get to the tower would be an understatement. Peter bumped into 3 buildings and missed his webbing twice.

But finally 30 minutes later peter came breaking through a window in the tower. "What the hell kid!" Stark said standing up. Peter got up and brushed the glass off himself. "Okokok, you wantedd me her to badwy I'm her!" Peter said stumbling. The avengers looked at each other.

"Kid, are you drunk?" Stark said. "Yuuuuup! I feel sho gud right now mr. Tark." Peter said slurring. Peter almost fell and stark caught him. "Why are you drunk!" Steve yelled. "Uh, cuz it's New Years? And I wan to?" Peter replied. "Where'd you even get alcohol?" Clint asked. "Hm, Harry" peter said.

"Who's Harry petey?" Tony asked. "Mh my frien he has gud drinks" peter was barely standing. "Ok kid, clearly you won't be of help-" "boooo! I can halp!" Peter said. "Lord help us." Natasha said rubbing between her eyes annoyed.

"Common kid, let's get you to a bed. You need to sleep this off." Stark said guiding peter towards a room. "Hmk" Peter managed out. Once to the room he crashed onto the bed falling asleep instantly. Tony walked back out to the common room.

The next morning peter could barely remember the night before. He slowly made his way out to the common room after recognizing where he was. Peter saw all the avengers sitting down watching tv. "Uh hey guys" peter said rubbing the back of his neck. "Morning kiddo." Stark said. "Coffee?" He asked, peter nodded.

After Stark got him coffee peter joined the rest of the avengers on the couch. "So kid, good night huh?" Peter went red and hid his face behind his cup. "It wasn't supposed to be this...eventful. I was supposed to be at Harry's right now." Peter grumbled.

"Right, I wanna know who this Harry person is that gave you alcohol." Tony said. "Uh, he's my friend. He has a New Years party every year, this was just the first time I've partaken in the...activities." Peter said looking away. "Peter, you are underage-" Steve started.

"He gets that Steve." Tony said glaring at him. "Anyways kid, you ok? Any hangover?" Tony asked. "Uh hangover? You mean that constant banging in my head?" Peter said making tony laugh. "Yeah kid. That." Tony said. "Uh tony?" Peter said. "Yeah kid?" Tony replied. "Are you...mad? That I drank?" Peter got smaller.

"No kid, trust me. I was doing way worse stuff at your age. I'm just glad you ended up back here." Tony said grabbing Peter's shoulder. "Ok. Um. Do you have any Advil? My head hurts." Peter said. "Yeah kiddo, come on. Let's get you fixed up." Tony said laughing guiding peter towards his lab.

The avengers sitting there. Forgotten by the pair. "Since when were those two so close?" Clint asked. "Does it matter?" Natasha said. "Tony's taking care of someone. Maybe that'll spur him to take care of himself better." Bruce said. The rest nodded and looked towards where they two walked out, then back to the tv.

Let's just say, peter didn't drink again. And that tony never let the kid live down the one time he did drink. Because trust me. There were videos. 'Spider-Man, menace. Or drunk?" And it showed peter knocking into the buildings and falling numerous times. It was practically on replay for peter in the lab.
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Hey guys, heres a new update. It's a little early, cause New Years is a few days away but here you go! Happy holidays! Anyways pce out mah dudez ✌🏻