Two Idiots [Completed] ✅

1 - Two idiots

"Shut the fuck up! He is mine!"

"Go to Hell Taehyung! Jin will never be yours! You're too much of a dumb fuck!" Jungkook retorted.

"Let me break it to you two idiots gently. I am not yours Taehyung neither will I be yours Jungkook! Ever! So you both can go fuck yourselves! Kim Seokjin only loves himself!"

The two idiots looked at Jin incredulously.

"Please Jin! Just choose me and tell Jungkook to fuck off. I know you want me," Taehyung said, seductively, leaning in and running his long finger along Jin's perfect jawline.

"Eewwww! Don't touch me you asswipe! I can't wait to graduate so I can be rid of you two idiots!"

Seokjin walked away huffing. His patience with them was running low. He had one more week and he would graduate and attend business school.

3 months later

Seokjin was walking to the campus cafè when he felt two hands snake around him from behind. He turned, ready to attack his assaulter. Instead, he screamed in annoyance! Oh no! Not again.

"Taehyung! What are you doing here?"

He chuckled lightly. "I go to school here too."

"Fuck my life! Of all the colleges in the world! Why? Why God? Do you hate me this much?" Jin looked towards the sky, speaking to the clouds above.

Taehyung rubbed the back of his head in confusion. Was there someone up there that only Jin could see?

Seokjin caught the expression on his face and facepalmed himself. He walked away quickly, only to be accosted once again. This time, it was none other than Jeon Jungkook. Could his day get any worse?!

"Please don't tell me that you're also at this school?"

Jungkook nodded happily and Seokjin groaned in irritation. He hated his life. Why did he have to be in the same school as these two idiots? His entire schooling life had consisted of the two of them harrassing him daily to go out with them. And now he had to endure 4 more years of their insanity.

He walked away. His life was fucked!

Another time skip....

It was Seokjin's first day on the job. He had taken a gap year after graduating in Advertising and Marketing. He needed time away from those two idiots that had plagued his life for the last sixteen years.

He had made a great impression on his recruitment officer at his interview hence he now found himself in his own little cubbyhole at work, ready to take on a new direction in his life. He was optimistic and happy. This company was one of South Korea's most distinguished and reputable. Seokjin was proud to be a part of this group, Min Group of Companies.

"Hi there, I'm Jimin, Park Jimin. It's so good to meet you," my next door cubicle neighbour leaned over and introduced himself. He had a friendly face and a cute smile.

"I'm Kim Seokjin. You can call me Jin. It's great to meet you Jimin." He extended his hand to shake Jimin's only for someone else to place his hand into Jin's.

Seokjin looked up in confusion only to find the owner of the hand to be none other than Jeon Jungkook.

"Oh no! No fucking way!" He squealed and all heads turned in his direction. He wanted to evaporate.

Just then the doors to the elevator opened and in walked his recruitment officer, Jung Hoseok with none other than the second idiot, Kim Taehyung.
Seokjin almost fainted from the shock. Would he ever be rid of them?

"I quit! I refuse to work here!" Jin squealed and began packing his things to leave.

"Hold on Seokjin. What seems to be the problem?" Jung Hoseok asked with concern.

Seokjin looked at the two men who were the bane of his existence.

"I'm sorry sir. I just got carried away. I will get back to work. I apologise to everyone for my outburst."

Seokjin sat down, his head in his hands. Jimin looked at him curiously but didn't say anything. The day dragged on and by lunch break, Jin was ready to explode. The two idiots had tried to talk to him already and Jin was having none of it. He resolved to ignore their existence.

"What's wrong Jin? You can talk to me you know," Jimin smiled sweetly.

Seokjin groaned. He proceeded to tell Jimin all about his childhood, and now adult life with the two idiots.

Jimin was sympathetic. He rubbed Jin's back reassuringly.

"It's okay Jin. Don't let it get you down. You know your goals in life. Just stick to your game-plan and the rest will figure itself out."

Seokjin smiled at him. He might have made a valuable friend in Jimin.

"Although, I must say, and don't take this the wrong way, it is kind of hot that two fucking gorgeous guys have the hots for you!"

Seokjin groaned and smacked his arm playfully. Jin had to admit that the two idiots were kind of good looking though.

Jung Hoseok stood outside the coffee station and hung on to every word that the two new friends had said. He chuckled quietly. He couldn't wait to tell his boyfriend all about it. They had an office romance/love triangle and he had new content for entertainment in his life.

He rubbed his hands in glee, already planning his next move to spice things up.

"Oh say, Taehyung. Can I speak to you for just a second?"

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Two Idiots is a crazy, rollercoaster ride with Jin and his admirers. An office/work situation romance that will have you in stitches.

I hope you will enjoy this light hearted comedy 🎉🎈🎢🎭🎊

I purple you 💜

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